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[TheBiggerFish]

PTW.

[EpochFlame]

throw loose brick at santa hat

[TheBiggerFish]

Steal the Santa Hat!

No wait, don't do that, you'd be put on the naughty list...

[TalonisWolf]

  Try to get the Outer Suckers and Slicers to sing Holiday Carols with you.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Go back and collect a few eggs so we can hatch our own super-loyal, super-useful outer sucker pets in the middle of town. There is no possible way this could go wrong.

Then beat the outer sucker with the hat at a game of rock paper scissors. Or tactical diplomacy. Or rap battling. Or mass dance-off. They're three grubs and a magbot, how much groove could they have?

+1

Heck, the eggs might count as Illborn and be usable as fusion fodder in the Dark Cathedral!

Steal the Santa Hat!

No wait, don't do that, you'd be put on the naughty list...

Hmmm... I wonder if we need to placate Santa Grub with (bloodshaped?) cookies and milk.

[monk12]

Goombess + Waifu pendant fusion dance GO!

+1  And hey, maybe watching Goombess transform will improve the Ciro -> Goombess shipping and get us closer to that Bro Attack


"You can't tame variants, but the Dark Cathedral can make them from your allies!"

SHIT WE COULD HAVE HAD A FESTIVE SLOG

[RAM]

Challenge them to a dance-off, Sucker versus Goombess with the hat and pendant on the line. Suggest that the competitors not use the wagered items, but if one of the competitors is using the wagered item then both should...

In theory, the sucker has an advantage, a 1600 degree backwards somersault will be tough to beat. But the plan is that without the hat it will be a normal sucker, no way their mooks can pull off a move like that. And if Goombess uses the amulet, well, the transformation sequence alone should send their mojo reeling...

[freeformschooler]

Goombess + Waifu pendant fusion dance GO!

+1  And hey, maybe watching Goombess transform will improve the Ciro -> Goombess shipping and get us closer to that Bro Attack


"You can't tame variants, but the Dark Cathedral can make them from your allies!"

SHIT WE COULD HAVE HAD A FESTIVE SLOG

don't give up hope

[freeformschooler]

NEXT TIME ON THE WARRENS OF ORIC THE AWESOME:



edit: also twoota is almost 3 years old. holy shit

[IronyOwl]

Further proof that Bay12 is the best parent.

[Egan_BW]

updoot hype

[Dorsidwarf]

Hey ciro if we can talk to you directly now did you ever wonder how cool it was that your name is oric backwards?

[FallacyofUrist]

... goom-bess seems to be getting characterized.

[freeformschooler]

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Beat the Outer Sucker at dance-off/holiday carols/other harmless game: +5
Al: Knock down the pillar: +4
Mug Santa Hat: +2
Collect eggs: +2
Goombess Pendant: +2
Almulet: +1
Ciramulet: +1

Beat the Outer Sucker at a harmless game: +5
Al: Knock down the pillar: +4

This might take a while.

MEANWHILE:



(Push: 11) Al knocks the pillar clean over, changing the game. The top Sucker will spend its turn righting itself! Slog wishes he could do more, but he sadly blorbles his way onto Cherish's head instead.

The Outer Slicer decides this battle isn't worth its time and yet again heads in the direction of further reinforcements.



(Attack: 8+2 Position, 4) The other Outer Sucker spits a wad of acid at Al for harming its stepcousin! Glad that wasn't me. Now what?

What?  Ciro is best Waifu by far!

By the way Ciro, how are you holding up?  Any further issues or discomfort since your rebirth?  We aren't you, but we do care what happens to you.  After all, you're the only way we're going to be able to break the cycle.

Hey ciro if we can talk to you directly now did you ever wonder how cool it was that your name is oric backwards?

You were always able to talk to me. There's just no sense responding to voices in your head -- unless you realize that's not quite what they are.

And I'm FINE! PERFECTLY FINE! Everything is completely hunky-dorey, 100%.

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[FallacyofUrist]

You obviously require hugs. Get one from Proxxy when this fight is done.