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[Egan_BW]

The crucial flaw in all your theories is assuming Ciro was the Target. In reality all Siblings were deliberately misled, and the Target was Oric all along. You see, Oric has been trying to kill himself since before Time began, but his +10/+10 Awesome stat prevents him from doing something so lame and retarded. The cycle system is an attempt to force the RNG to turn Ciro into a character than can drain Class Stats, allowing Oric to finally jump off a high cliff and embrace sweet, sweet oblivion. The crucial flaw in Oric's plan is that he will have forgotten to dismantle the sissy revival machines, and despite killing every other Sibling over the course of his plan, he will have left alive Slog, unnoticed but all-loving, who will proceed to revive Oric, only this time as a girl because the Al's First Law of Revivification is that all lifeforms seek their femalest gender state. Also Al will be revived because he is this story's official Mary Sue and add Femoric, or possible Orica, to his harem. Al will then escape the Warrens, only to discover outside the Warrens is just more Warrens, and all of his flashbacks were actually made-up hallucinations stemming from never eating or drinking, I mean who the fuck told you only drinking blood was a good idea you dehydrated moron. Finally admitting defeat, Al sheds a single manly tear, but luckily Orica is there for him, and they embrace, but it turns out Orica was Al all along, and Al was Slog.

That, gentlemen, is why Oric wants to kill the target.

jeez spoilers
just reveal the entire plot why don't you

[javierpwn]

The crucial flaw in all your theories is assuming Ciro was the Target. In reality all Siblings were deliberately misled, and the Target was Oric all along. You see, Oric has been trying to kill himself since before Time began, but his +10/+10 Awesome stat prevents him from doing something so lame and retarded. The cycle system is an attempt to force the RNG to turn Ciro into a character than can drain Class Stats, allowing Oric to finally jump off a high cliff and embrace sweet, sweet oblivion. The crucial flaw in Oric's plan is that he will have forgotten to dismantle the sissy revival machines, and despite killing every other Sibling over the course of his plan, he will have left alive Slog, unnoticed but all-loving, who will proceed to revive Oric, only this time as a girl because the Al's First Law of Revivification is that all lifeforms seek their femalest gender state. Also Al will be revived because he is this story's official Mary Sue and add Femoric, or possible Orica, to his harem. Al will then escape the Warrens, only to discover outside the Warrens is just more Warrens, and all of his flashbacks were actually made-up hallucinations stemming from never eating or drinking, I mean who the fuck told you only drinking blood was a good idea you dehydrated moron. Finally admitting defeat, Al sheds a single manly tear, but luckily Orica is there for him, and they embrace, but it turns out Orica was Al all along, and Al was Slog.

That, gentlemen, is why Oric wants to kill the target.

jeez spoilers
just reveal the entire plot why don't you

I'm afraid that would cost you 200 units of any currency for more plot information

[Egan_BW]

The crucial flaw in all your theories is assuming Ciro was the Target. In reality all Siblings were deliberately misled, and the Target was Oric all along. You see, Oric has been trying to kill himself since before Time began, but his +10/+10 Awesome stat prevents him from doing something so lame and retarded. The cycle system is an attempt to force the RNG to turn Ciro into a character than can drain Class Stats, allowing Oric to finally jump off a high cliff and embrace sweet, sweet oblivion. The crucial flaw in Oric's plan is that he will have forgotten to dismantle the sissy revival machines, and despite killing every other Sibling over the course of his plan, he will have left alive Slog, unnoticed but all-loving, who will proceed to revive Oric, only this time as a girl because the Al's First Law of Revivification is that all lifeforms seek their femalest gender state. Also Al will be revived because he is this story's official Mary Sue and add Femoric, or possible Orica, to his harem. Al will then escape the Warrens, only to discover outside the Warrens is just more Warrens, and all of his flashbacks were actually made-up hallucinations stemming from never eating or drinking, I mean who the fuck told you only drinking blood was a good idea you dehydrated moron. Finally admitting defeat, Al sheds a single manly tear, but luckily Orica is there for him, and they embrace, but it turns out Orica was Al all along, and Al was Slog.

That, gentlemen, is why Oric wants to kill the target.

jeez spoilers
just reveal the entire plot why don't you

I'm afraid that would cost you 200 units of any currency for more plot information

i do have some cents laying around

[Arcvasti]

The crucial flaw in all your theories is assuming Ciro was the Target. In reality all Siblings were deliberately misled, and the Target was Oric all along. You see, Oric has been trying to kill himself since before Time began, but his +10/+10 Awesome stat prevents him from doing something so lame and retarded. The cycle system is an attempt to force the RNG to turn Ciro into a character than can drain Class Stats, allowing Oric to finally jump off a high cliff and embrace sweet, sweet oblivion. The crucial flaw in Oric's plan is that he will have forgotten to dismantle the sissy revival machines, and despite killing every other Sibling over the course of his plan, he will have left alive Slog, unnoticed but all-loving, who will proceed to revive Oric, only this time as a girl because the Al's First Law of Revivification is that all lifeforms seek their femalest gender state. Also Al will be revived because he is this story's official Mary Sue and add Femoric, or possible Orica, to his harem. Al will then escape the Warrens, only to discover outside the Warrens is just more Warrens, and all of his flashbacks were actually made-up hallucinations stemming from never eating or drinking, I mean who the fuck told you only drinking blood was a good idea you dehydrated moron. Finally admitting defeat, Al sheds a single manly tear, but luckily Orica is there for him, and they embrace, but it turns out Orica was Al all along, and Al was Slog.

That, gentlemen, is why Oric wants to kill the target.

jeez spoilers
just reveal the entire plot why don't you

I'm afraid that would cost you 200 units of any currency for more plot information

Do you accept Felecien Millifenigs?

[RedWarrior0]

I just made up a worthless cryptocurrency, does that count?

[birdy51]

Clearly we need more Dogecoins.

[FallacyofUrist]

Oh. Ciro isn't the Target. The Target is whoever is being targeted by the Astral Influx.

[Andres]

Ask Proxxy who the Target is.

[FallacyofUrist]

Ask Proxxy who the Target is.

Why the heck have we not done this before. +1.

Also... for the record: why have we never purchased plot information! That stuff is what we need for our theories!

[Andres]

Ask Proxxy who the Target is.

Why the heck have we not done this before. +1.

Also... for the record: why have we never purchased plot information! That stuff is what we need for our theories!

Plot information is expensive. That eyebrow technique is more worthy of our hard-earned money.

[EmeraldWind]

Ask Proxxy who the Target is.

Why the heck have we not done this before. +1.

Also... for the record: why have we never purchased plot information! That stuff is what we need for our theories!

Plot information is expensive. That eyebrow technique is more worthy of our hard-earned money.

You know as soon as we get that eyebrow technique we will try to use it on the shopkeeper...

only to be given a six panel post of Ciro and the Shopkeep waggling eyebrows at each other with each panel being slightly more zoomed in...

except the sixth panel will be Slog saying "blorble" while waggling his eyebrows.

[LordSlowpoke]

Ask Proxxy who the Target is.

Why the heck have we not done this before. +1.

Also... for the record: why have we never purchased plot information! That stuff is what we need for our theories!

Plot information is expensive. That eyebrow technique is more worthy of our hard-earned money.

You know as soon as we get that eyebrow technique we will try to use it on the shopkeeper...

only to be given a six panel post of Ciro and the Shopkeep waggling eyebrows at each other with each panel being slightly more zoomed in...

except the sixth panel will be Slog saying "blorble" while waggling his eyebrows.

you are saying this isn't worth our time how

[FallacyofUrist]

We're basically paying for an interesting looking animation. Not worth it.

[Andres]

The shopkeeper get a +10 to persuasion from using the eyebrow technique. I'd say it's worth it.

[FallacyofUrist]

... and how do we know that the shopkeeper won't stop selling it as soon as we present the money, or take the money and cheat us of it?