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[TalonisWolf]

Al, you're feeling particularly hardboiled tonight today at this particular point in time. Monologue what you know about this two-bit sunless soul engine with its scheming seraphs and its bloodsoaked dames.

+1

+1

+1.

Approved. +1

[NAV]

Al, you're feeling particularly hardboiled tonight today at this particular point in time. Monologue what you know about this two-bit sunless soul engine with its scheming seraphs and its bloodsoaked dames.

+1

+1

+1.

Approved. +1

+ all of my ones.

[TalonisWolf]

+1 to TWoOtA

Due to all them plusses, there needs to be a better introduction for the Hall of Legends.

...And probably a summarized form of it .__. It doesn't feel well to let a newcomer read that in its current state (the latter parts are a "bit" of a mess)

  We need a new intro. Who here can describe this looted monstrous corpse best?

[freeformschooler]

+1 to TWoOtA

Due to all them plusses, there needs to be a better introduction for the Hall of Legends.

...And probably a summarized form of it .__. It doesn't feel well to let a newcomer read that in its current state (the latter parts are a "bit" of a mess)

  We need a new intro. Who here can describe this looted monstrous corpse best?

TWoOtA is an illustrated suggestion adventure about looting monsters for treasure, dungeons for plot, and video games for style.

ok someone can come up with a better one

[Empiricist]

TWoOtA is an illustrated harvesting program about looting monsters for treasure, dungeons for plot, video games for style and players for tears.

[Elephant Parade]

TWoOta is an illustrated suggestion game in which the main characters alternate between doing hilariously stupid things and doing surprisingly brilliant things. It features tactical diplomacy, semi-tactical combat, and deeply strategic game-breaking manoeuvres.

[TalonisWolf]

 I cheated:

Wow. This is the only turn of events in a forum game, to make me feel an emotion other than mirth. This is the only forum game, to make me feel sad. Bay12, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

We took the dying anguish of every dwarf you ever caused and unleash it in a unassuming forum game.

Edit: Or this:

I wonder if we could carry the Buy pad around with the shopkeeper on top of it like some sort of Capitalist Ark of the Covenant.

[javierpwn]

+1 to TWoOtA

Due to all them plusses, there needs to be a better introduction for the Hall of Legends.

...And probably a summarized form of it .__. It doesn't feel well to let a newcomer read that in its current state (the latter parts are a "bit" of a mess)

  We need a new intro. Who here can describe this looted monstrous corpse best?

TWoOtA is an illustrated suggestion adventure about looting monsters for treasure, dungeons for plot, and video games for style.

ok someone can come up with a better one

Twoota is an illustrated suggestion adventure game stylized in zelda I dungeon format and Problem Sleuth style characters. The story follows our "main" character Ciro , who is essentially a blank slate waiting to be filled in; although with enough of a consensus we can switch characters anytime using a tool called the Astral Influx. Ciro is attacked by the Siblings of Oric and their minions, for no other reason than being the mysterious "Target" on order from Oric. However, in traditional Bay12 fashion, we quickly ally with the first dungeon boss, and from there the players have been trying to find ways to both unlock the dark secrets of the Warrens, and simultaneously trying to break the structure of the Warrens itself.
The game itself steals shamelessly borrows inspiration from well known nintendo games.

[LordSlowpoke]

i insist on it being a 2d capitalism simulator

[TalonisWolf]

  The Warrens of Oric the Awesome is a game where a blank-slate character is corrupted by the players of Bay12 in a world of LAZORGAZE Shopkeepers, Senseless Murder, and the Benediction of the Gracious Slog. It's a world of conspiracy, where no one knows the truth but thinks they do, even when they know they're wrong.

  Many believe it's simply a 2D capitalism simulator, while others believe it's merely a dungeon used to collect souls to feed the Big Bad. The first theory is generally thought to be more likely.

Edit: Any thoughts?

[miauw62]

So, we know who the lord is now, but who is the king?

[LordSlowpoke]

it's kyon

~spoilers~

[javierpwn]

So, we know who the lord is now, but who is the king?

"You get spira"

"Dating his assistant"

All of this implies he is the King. You could always check out of my many theorycraftings too.

[Eotyrannus]

I don't think 'See you soon' rhymed. Is that important? Perhaps the Last Seraphim can't be allowed to know it'll be soon.

[hops]

Or perhaps the Last Seraphim already knew so Betweenford didn't bother to rhyme.

By the way, have we (Ciro) ever tried to communicate to the Last Seraphim yet?