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help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help

29 (58%)

me

6 (12%)

Total Members Voted: 50

[tomio175]

Recruit the Lying Creator in our party!

[Cerol Lenslens]

Use Polar Eye on Lying Creator.

-1. As the Lying Creator is the guy who creates the results text for the Polar Eye, whatever results we get from this course of action will necessarily be a lie.

Well, I guess +1 if it's at least an entertaining lie.

[Mego]

Recruit the Lying Creator in our party!

+1

[freeformschooler]

Well, I can't just deny everyone after several pages of author-related actions.

Updoot coming, but it might be tomorrow.

[laularukyrumo]

CIRO X LORDSLOWPOKE IS TIED WITH CIRO X RILTIA AT LAST

WE ARE WINNING

ALL HAIL THE LORD OF MADNESS

[javierpwn]

CIRO X LORDSLOWPOKE IS TIED WITH CIRO X RILTIA AT LAST

WE ARE WINNING

ALL HAIL THE LORD OF MADNESS

69 voters too.

Silliness has no limits.....

[Slayerhero90]

COME ON, FELLOW CIRILTIA SHIPPERS
CIROPOKE CAN NOT WIN

[Elephant Parade]

COME ON, FELLOW CIRILTIA SHIPPERS
CIROPOKE CAN NOT WIN

CIROPOKE IS BEST SHIP
C'MON EVERYONE, LET THIS SHIP SAIL ON

[IronyOwl]

I boycott this heretical and undemocratic poll which unfairly and illegally discriminates against the Harem Fleet.

[Elephant Parade]

I boycott this heretical and undemocratic poll which unfairly and illegally discriminates against the Harem Fleet.

That could be easily fixed by allowing multiple votes.

[FuzzyZergling]

I voted Ciro/Al.
Because Al has Vampire Hotness :3

[Mego]

COME ON, FELLOW CIRILTIA SHIPPERS
CIROPOKE CAN NOT WIN

CIROPOKE IS BEST SHIP
C'MON EVERYONE, LET THIS SHIP SAIL ON

The best romances break the fourth wall

[freeformschooler]

I love the Warrens Room Generator. From now on, I'm going to try to speed updates up by only doing the top two suggestions unless there's a good reason to do more.

Spoiler: Count (click to show/hide)

---AUTHOR SHENANIGANS---

Use Polar Eye on Lying Creator: +Cerol, +Toaster, +mastahcheese, +Theros, +flabor, *10ebbor10, +dawnstar, +empiricist, +EP (
Steal Slay Main Characters: +dawnstar, +EP, +Monk (3)
Recruit Lying Creator: +Mego, +tomio (2)
Smash Illborn Exhange into Lying Creator: +GWG, +Dorsi (2)
Smash Astral Influx into Lying Creator: +Mego, +EP (2)
Smash soul stars together to make the Omnisoul: +Xanmyral, -Tomcost (0)

---ACTUAL SUGGESTIONS---

We're going North, right?: +laula, +LSP, +slayerhero, +Toaster, +Monk12 (5)
GET ALL THE REAGENTS: +NAV, +Dermonster, +Tomcost (3)
Wear Rug like cape: +NAV, +Slayer, +draco1234 (3)
Combine Rug with HIBR: +javier, +EP, +anailater, -Eotryannus (2)

Spoiler: Joke suggestions (click to show/hide)

Use Polar Eye on Lying Creator: +Cerol, +Toaster, +mastahcheese, +Theros, +flabor, *10ebbor10, +dawnstar, +empiricist, +EP (

You scan freeformschooler with the Polar Eye.

BIOGRAPHICAL:

Name: freeformschooler
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Species: Silly Face

TIER ZERO:
ACTIVE: Slay Main Characters
PASSIVE: +1 Wrath

TIER ONE:
ACTIVE: Summon Flash Game
PASSIVE: +2 Envy

TIER TWO:
ACTIVE: Drain Players' Tears
PASSIVE: +3 Gluttony

TIER THREE:
ACTIVE: Start New Project
PASSIVE: +4 Sloth

TIER FOUR:
ACTIVE: Attract Readers
PASSIVE: +5 Lust

TIER FIVE:
ACTIVE: Destroy Valuable Loot
PASSIVE: +6 Greed

TIER SIX:
ACTIVE: Finish Warrens
PASSIVE: +7 Pride

+Steal Slay Main Characters: +dawnstar, +EP, +Monk (3)

(Roll: 20!) You steal freeformschooler's Slay Main Characters skill! He is unable to slay main characters until the skill is returned!

GET ALL THE REAGENTS: +NAV, +Dermonster, +Tomcost (4)

You gather up all the remaining reagents. There's no way you can carry any of this.

We're going North, right?: +laula, +LSP, +slayerhero, +Toaster, +Monk12 (4)

You all head north. In the northwestmost corner, a Shopkeeper stands around on his Buy mat. Some bizarre machination - with room for two items on its "arms" - rests in the center of the room. Near the eastern door, some tentacles or pincers poke out of the ground. Goom-bess perks up at the sight.

Spoiler: Party (click to show/hide)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Query Goom-Bess on the sensory capabilities of burros. Quietly.

[Dermonster]

Quickly! Blood Sniper-scythe assault rifle Sniper-Scythe!