ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE? I SHOULD NOT EVEN HAVE TO INSULT YOU IF YOU ARE INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE.
The variety of grass which corn and other grains grow on is unfamiliar to many people in urban nations.
ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE? I SHOULD NOT EVEN HAVE TO INSULT YOU IF YOU ARE INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE.
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE GRASS. WE HAD DIRT, AND THAT WAS IT. IT WAS OUR DINNER, OUR TOYBOX, OUR INTERNET, AND OUR ONLY FRIEND.
According to your profile, you're 15. According to mastahcheese's, he's 20. When you are his age, we'll probably have hovergrass.
I AM SAYING THAT GRASS DOES NOT PRODUCE FRUIT AND THAT TREES DO, WHICH MAKES TREES MORE CONVENIENT FOR THE SAYING. ALSO MOST PEOPLE IGNORE GRASS AS IT IS MERELY A DECORATIVE FEATURE AND APPLES ARE A SOURCE OF TASTINESS AND VITTLES. YOU UNGRACEFUL HEATHEN!
I am a
very grateful heathen, thank you very much.
Oh, and while grasses produce no
fruit, they do provide an overwhelming percentage of all food people eat.
CORN DOES NOT GROW ON GRASS! CORN EITHER IS A GRASS WHICH FEEDS UPON THE DIRT, OR GROWS ON THE CORN STALK DEPENDING ON IF YOU MEAN THE ENTIRE PLANT OR JUST THE COB! IT IS NOT A PARASITIC LIFE FORM THAT FEEDS UPON PEOPLES LAWN!
My that logic, fruit does not grow on trees.
THEN YOU ARE STILL INCORRECT AS THE COB GROWS ON THE CORN STALK, NOT COMMON GRASS!
Corn is a very common grass in some areas.
And just because most people don't call it grass doesn't mean it isn't. Just like bananas. No one calls them herbs, but they are.
CORN RECEIVES ALL OF IT'S NUTRIENTS FROM THE SOIL THROUGH THE STALK. WHO IS TO SAY IT DOES NOT GROW UPON THE DIRT? MUCH LIKE THE KINGDOM RELIES ON ITS KING TO SURVIVE THROUGH ITS PEASANTS, OF WHICH YOU ARE ONE!
By that logic, you grow on the Sun and the corpses of dinosaurs. That's where your energy and nutrients come from.
goddamn that shit doesn't grow on trees
No, it just grows on grass.
CORN. DOESN'T. GROW. ON.
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!
By that logic, apples do not grow on trees. After all, only one specific kind of tree produces apples.
(This is exactly as true for apples as it is for corn.)
* LordSlowpoke draws a card and throws it on top of the blorble. The blorble is replaced with a hand puppet of Oric.
It is prophetic. Slog will be resurrected as an Oric hand puppet. Goom-Bess will squee.
When you say "page 13" you should probably state on how many posts per page that is, since not everyone uses 50 posts per page like they should.
Bah, you 50cist. 15/page is forum default for a reason. And even if it isn't, it's a nice universal.
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