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help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help

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Total Members Voted: 50

[Furtuka]

Hold bottled Fairy to ear and initiate talkingness

[Harbingerjm]

Press a random menu button on the fairy

The only one we can affect is the "don't eat me" one.

Which presumably will either consume the fairy or make it like vore.
Hopefully not both =S

Also, the "Forgetting semicolons" line made me chuckle. So many times... 

[GreatWyrmGold]

Why are we gesturing at Proxxy with our ring fingers?

Spoiler: GM notes (click to show/hide)

Sorry about the incredibly slow update speed. I haven't had the time, energy or motivation to work on much. Minus, along with most of my other projects, is also progressing very slowly.

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It's okay. RL>B12, you know.

Hmmm...
Check if skill tree is ready yet.

+1

Hold bottled Fairy to ear and initiate talkingness

Ask how fairy is doing.

[flabort]

The skill tree had no reagents inside it when you last stored it!

D'oh, forgot about that. Well, that means if we have reagents, we can try using them.

But, apparently we have plans for the acid, and we don't have a second reagent, unless we try and fit the fairy/glowbug into the tree.

Hmm, since the trap is probably harmful (rolled a 2 and told it isn't), and we have little reason to use our storage, the only thing left to do in this room is try and talk to the bug/navi, or stick our heads into the flower bud.

Continue westwards!

[Toaster]

Ask Proxxy what the void is.


Also Inspect the chest to see if has anything on it we can hook Cherish's staff and drag it over away from the Totally Not A Trap.

[javierpwn]

Ask Proxxy what she sees when she looks into the void

Then brag about our epic BetweenFord fight

[speedyth]

lets just get moving forward. we got places to see and bad guys to kill.

[freeformschooler]

It is a widely known fact that as the cartooniness of a universe increases the number of fingers decreases

The Elder Precursors of the Warrensverse fought a long battle with the Illustrator over this and reached a compromise of four

Tragically this came at the expense of pinkies to hold outward when drinking expensive tea

[miauw62]

Eat the fairy.

[Tomcost]

Also Inspect the chest to see if has anything on it we can hook Cherish's staff and drag it over away from the Totally Not A Trap.

Quite sensible. +1!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Eat the fairy.

-1

Also Inspect the chest to see if has anything on it we can hook Cherish's staff and drag it over away from the Totally Not A Trap.

Quite sensible. +1!

+1

[Nivim]

Eat the fairy.

Anti-vote. The fairy is a light source; you don't eat glow sticks. The option is there to provoke us and lure us into losing our fairy, and we are not here to play by the Warren's rules.

Edit: Completeness.

Ask Proxxy what she sees when she looks into the void

Also Inspect the chest to see if has anything on it we can hook Cherish's staff and drag it over away from the Totally Not A Trap.

vote again for Storing the Pence and giving Cherish her Staff

[monk12]

ERROR! ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

By which I mean we had a heal potion in our inventory, not an SP potion. So Goombess should have a bottled fairy in her inventory, while we have a health potion.

This is important because, once again, I urge us to Give Goombess a Heal Potion before she fucking dies.

Eat the fairy.

Anti-vote. The fairy is a light source; you don't eat glow sticks. The option is there to provoke us and lure us into losing our fairy, and we are not here to play by the Warren's rules.

Indeed, -1 to eating the fairy. We can always do that when we need the bottle for something.

Also, name the fairy Clarence.

I'm also gonna vote again for Storing the Pence and giving Cherish her Staff; she really needs a weapon if we're gonna roll on the "no-magic" level for a while.

I'm willing to ignore the chest for now, seeing as it is locked anyway. Westward ho!

[Xanmyral]

Dying would be... Bad, yes. We should prevent that.

[LordSlowpoke]

Put the Ring of Sexiness alongside the fairy in the jar. Rename jar to Jar of GM Spite.

what can go wrong