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help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help

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[IronyOwl]

It's alright, we'll get him back. Eventually. Assuming nothing loots the chamber while we're taking four chapters to catch up with Al and ask him where the on button is and what corpse goes in what slot.

And hey, maybe by then we'll have like fourteen different useless items to cram in the chamber with him in the hopes of getting superslog, but which will instead return him as a malformed abomination with bonus health.

Everyone loves bonus health!

[Toaster]

Bonus Health!

Put it on the ice stick and hold it above walls and around corners to confuse/distract enemies? 

This looks like a brilliant way to see if that thing below us shoots us if we try the south door.

[freeformschooler]

Assuming nothing loots the chamber while we're taking four chapters to catch up with Al and ask him where the on button is and what corpse goes in what slot.

#completelynormalthingstotype

I'm too lazy to count up everything this time so going with randomino's count

Ask Proxxy what she knows about this DL / where this person she wants to speak to is.
Have Goombess search for traps in the meantime.
Scan Proxxy.  Ask about void. +1
Scan Proxxy, ask if she wants crash course in adventuring since she seems confused by it. Explain that if she's traveling with us, they'll apply to her and it may help her. +1
absorbing the shotgun and bloodshaping a grenade laucher or something simmilar +1'd by "a rocket launcher"
bringing back the Clot Cutter.
Cherish: Give Ciro Wind Spellbook
Bloodshape armor
Trade Cherish's Spellbook with Blood Armor

I +1 scanning Proxxy, searching the room (avoiding the floor trap looking area on the left), absorbing the shotgun and making something that costs MSP

(Search: 7) (Search: 13) Goom-bess is unable to determine the trap status of the Ambiguous Floor Outlines, but statistically, any given Ambiguous Floor Outline is guaranteed to activate something. Cherish sneaks around to the side of the wall thing and realizes yes, there's a living, kinda terrifying-looking organismthing on the other side of the broken flooring. She can't tell anything else about it.

You scan Proxxy.

Spoiler: DL2 Clearance Information Log (click to show/hide)

BIOGRAPHICAL:
Name: Proxxy [Relative]
Age: 19 [Relative]
Gender: Female [Relative]
Species: Human

TIER ZERO:
ACTIVE: ZAP!!!
PASSIVE: +5 Persuasion against Mechanical

TIER ONE (2s, 10pts):
ACTIVE: Flash Step
PASSIVE: Electric-damage attacks are unaffected by Position penalties.

TIER TWO (3s, 15pts):
ACTIVE: Gold Screen of Death
PASSIVE: Moving two Ranges counts as one.

(Bloodshape: 18-10 Field) You attempt to Bloodshape something, but you feel a sharp chest pain. Like, other than the normal sharp chest pains one feels while voluntarily forcing bodily fluids out of their system to create semi-functional weapons and armor. Proxxy rolls her eyes.

Spoiler: Party (click to show/hide)

[LordSlowpoke]

DID THE SHACK MOVE DUNGEON LEVELS JUST NOW

SHACKWARDS HO

[javierpwn]

Tell Proxxy to head south, if thing is not dangerous; party moves to south doorway

[Dariush]

Throw a rock, Goombess or something similarly useless at the sleeping whateverthatis.

[freeformschooler]

Tell Proxxy to head south, if thing is not dangerous; party moves to south doorway

(Trap: 3) Proxxy is knocked into the air and back toward you by the sentry. She takes three damage.

Yeah, that's not gonna work.

[LordSlowpoke]

THROW EXCLAMATION MARKS AT SENTRY

[ArchAIngel]

Hmm.... Looks like it has a limited range. If we fire a BUNCH of shotgun rounds standing in the corner opposite it (upper left) at it, it should break, as statistics say that some rounds will hit it.

[miauw62]

Proxxy is 19? ;_;

Also, that anti-magic field is going to be a PAIN IN THE ASS.
-10 to healing rolls?
trololololo

[javierpwn]

Proxxy:Throw Cherish into line of fire
Cherish:Guard

[Furtuka]

Ask Goombess about the sentry

[Dariush]

THROW EXCLAMATION MARKS AT SENTRY

+1

[RedWarrior0]

THROW EXCLAMATION MARKS AT SENTRY

+1

First change title back to Dwarven, though.

[Nicholas1024]

Try the other door, I guess?