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[GreatWyrmGold]

Not referring to Yaos by name, misspelling "canon" as "cannon," and using the more ambiguous term "sex" made me rather...uncertain as to what he meant.

[Tomcost]

And I did commit two mistakes in a row. I'm sorry... I usually take more time to post and correct things.

[Toaster]

(inb4 update)


Totally +1 to scanning Cherish over Goom-bess.  Even FFS agrees she's less important.

[Xantalos]

*title spot*
Welp, she was a good merc while she lasted.

[Toaster]

FFS might fuel himself on player tears, but I seriously doubt he'd kill off a character who simply walked into a room.

[javierpwn]

FFS might fuel himself on player tears, but I seriously doubt he'd kill off a character who simply walked into a room.

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It only takes one turn.

[GreatWyrmGold]

She didn't walk into a room, however!

She got an angry...boyfriend? to drop a Searchbot on her.

[Mego]

3/5 of those deaths were from Searchbots. One was accidental, and one was Al.

Seriously these Searchbots are fucking scary.

[javierpwn]

I like how the searchbot is possessed. Now if only we knew by whom.

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I reckon it is either an Angel, or the Voice/Eye.

[Toaster]

But none of those were "walk into room, dead" which is the only way Goom-Bess could die now.  All of those involved doing something stupid* and many involved poor rolls.



*I'll grant the arguability of that point with regard to killing Wilford.

[monk12]

But none of those were "walk into room, dead" which is the only way Goom-Bess could die now.  All of those involved doing something stupid* and many involved poor rolls.



*I'll grant the arguability of that point with regard to killing Wilford.

Dunno, Mili didn't have much of a chance. She certainly didn't get any rolls to dodge, and clearly didn't have a survivable amount of HP for a threat she had no party in.


So a PC, an NPC, and an Adorable Mascot walk into a bar. The PC orders some sweet loot, the NPC asks for some meaningful dialogue, and the Mascot blorbles. The bartender is ffs and they all DIE THE END.

[Toaster]

1)  I hardly count Mili
2)  We still shot up the ceiling on which the murderbot was standing.

[monk12]

Of course we hardly count Mili, she had a line of dialogue and then died! She didn't even get the opportunity to walk into a room first, she just had the opportunity to run screaming from the stranger accompanying her friend (possibly of the "boy" persuasion.)

[IronyOwl]

Been skimming the thread, pardon if I missed this, but:

Why do we have 12/12 HP and our blood shotgun? I thought we were hanging at 8 max for some reason.


Also, I have a plan for getting ourselves a new weapon. You won't like it, but you'll like where I'm going with it:

Get a searchbot claw.


Yes, yes, they're death incarnate and attacking one will result in Goom-bess being sliced like an onion. But think of if we could get it! Not only does it probably do respectable damage, it'd be stained with the dark bloodthirst and underworld-beckoning powers of its ilk!

In fact, we could switch our title to dwarven and then combine it with our headless spear to make a truly horrifying scythe of reaping for anything mechanical.

((Mostly joking.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Been skimming the thread, pardon if I missed this, but:

Why do we have 12/12 HP and our blood shotgun? I thought we were hanging at 8 max for some reason.

Nope, we had Current 8 for a bit in the fight.
We also bought some MHP for Ciro, though.

Also, I have a plan for getting ourselves a new weapon. You won't like it, but you'll like where I'm going with it:

Get a searchbot claw.


Yes, yes, they're death incarnate and attacking one will result in Goom-bess being sliced like an onion. But think of if we could get it! Not only does it probably do respectable damage, it'd be stained with the dark bloodthirst and underworld-beckoning powers of its ilk!

In fact, we could switch our title to dwarven and then combine it with our headless spear to make a truly horrifying scythe of reaping for anything mechanical.

((Mostly joking.))

If we can...why not?