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[CyberUrist]

Or better yet: Look up whoever he has the biggest heart on the Shipping Grid with and tell him she died! He'll commit suicide!

That would create a PARADOX!

Himself is the biggest heart! If you tell him he died and then he commits suicide, then the universe will explode because of paradoxes!

[SeriousConcentrate]

Of course, that is always the worst possible scenario. You are a fine gentleman (or woman), and I am glad we have found common ground. Let it be known to all thusly: if Al should ever acquire body glitter or any means of sparkling, we will dispatch him with all due haste.

Agreed.

A unanimous consensus has been reached, I think. ^^^

[GreatWyrmGold]

Or better yet: Look up whoever he has the biggest heart on the Shipping Grid with and tell him she died! He'll commit suicide!

That would create a PARADOX!

Himself is the biggest heart! If you tell him he died and then he commits suicide, then the universe will explode because of paradoxes!

Alright, the OTHER person with the biggest heart.

[Mr Space Cat]

Of course, that is always the worst possible scenario. You are a fine gentleman (or woman), and I am glad we have found common ground. Let it be known to all thusly: if Al should ever acquire body glitter or any means of sparkling, we will dispatch him with all due haste.

Agreed.

+478

10/10, would agree again.

[SeriousConcentrate]

I do love the fact Al has the biggest heart with himself on the shipping grid. His narcissism is amusing.

[CyberUrist]

Or better yet: Look up whoever he has the biggest heart on the Shipping Grid with and tell him she died! He'll commit suicide!

That would create a PARADOX!

Himself is the biggest heart! If you tell him he died and then he commits suicide, then the universe will explode because of paradoxes!

Alright, the OTHER person with the biggest heart.

NUUUUUUUU! SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGG!!!!!!!

[Brawler Mouse]

Or better yet: Look up whoever he has the biggest heart on the Shipping Grid with and tell him she died! He'll commit suicide!

That would create a PARADOX!

Himself is the biggest heart! If you tell him he died and then he commits suicide, then the universe will explode because of paradoxes!

Alright, the OTHER person with the biggest heart.

NUUUUUUUU! SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGG!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Or better yet: Look up whoever he has the biggest heart on the Shipping Grid with and tell him she died! He'll commit suicide!

That would create a PARADOX!

Himself is the biggest heart! If you tell him he died and then he commits suicide, then the universe will explode because of paradoxes!

Alright, the OTHER person with the biggest heart.

NUUUUUUUU! SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGG!!!!!!!

Slog loves All, but All is ambivalent about Slog.

[Corai]

Slog is adorable, yes. But if he died I wouldn't really be upset.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

SLOG NO! I didn't mean it! ;_;

[Omeganaut]

Of course I get into the swing of this thread just as GWG is creating quote pyramids.  Also, great thread.  My current idea is that we see if it is possible to fashion armor out of dear Slog, as slime armor is the best armor.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Of course I get into the swing of this thread just as GWG is creating quote pyramids.

...
Godsdamnit!

[freeformschooler]

Ask for the name of the prison or the name of the warden.

Ask  number of prisoners

Al: Offer Wilford to come with you. Why not, a thinking man needs unthinking tin men, after all.

How many prisoners did you used to keep around?

Huh?

At your old job. The prison.

I'm not really supposed to say.

You can reveal an awful royal conspiracy revolving around empowered prisoners right underneath the castle but not reveal the details?

Why are you so interested in this?

If there's any chance for a bloody rebellion, I'm always interested.

You're a rebel, then?

Do you like your job?

My job? Uh...

I wouldn't like your job.

I'm not coming with you, Al. I have a life here. I'm not the type of guy to throw that away hopping into some magic fire pit.

What's your favorite part of your job?

I'm not gonna do it. Stop grinning.

Your least favorite part?

No!

You really want to come with me. I can tell.

I don't want to die! Get away from me! Al, what are you doing!?

Push Wilford in then jump in after him

Let's save a life.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Continue discussion as you please, the main party's quest will resume next update with previous suggestions implemented. Hope everyone enjoyed this silly little backstory segment. What, did you think it would be a full intermission?

[LordSlowpoke]

It's a goddamn puzzle, isn't it.

The best approach is to take it literally. Slog + T. Hmm.

hello mental image of an absurdly muscular slime how are we doing today

[Corai]

Of course I get into the swing of this thread just as GWG is creating quote pyramids.

...
Godsdamnit!

It's okay GWG. We still love you.

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Quick, get me my gun! I'm gonna shoot this bastard!

[Greenstarfanatic]

It's a goddamn puzzle, isn't it.

The best approach is to take it literally. Slog + T. Hmm.

hello mental image of an absurdly muscular slime how are we doing today

Looks a bit more like a hammer to me. So maybe Slog gets bonuses for wielding Hammers?