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help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help

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Total Members Voted: 50

[sjm9876]

As I feel her unearned murder is no longer a valid choice........
Give her a gift.
Edit: I just realized we don't have anything spare....... I'm going to go hide in a corner and ponder how random murder may not be so good after all.

[Aerie]

> Cherish the Brat, White Apprentice: Join me on my adventures!

[sjm9876]

As I feel her unearned murder is no longer a valid choice........
Give her a gift.
Edit: I just realized we don't have anything spare....... I'm going to go hide in a corner and ponder how random murder may not be so good after all.

To make up for my mistakes i propose we warn her we were being chased by a giant digging worm-Riltia. Just in case the small metal hatchway isn't quite sufficient to stop it.......

[Aerie]

To make up for my mistakes i propose we warn her we were being chased by a giant digging worm-Riltia. Just in case the small metal hatchway isn't quite sufficient to stop it.......

This. It may be a good idea to warn bee-lady that THERE IS A GIANT FUCKING WORM MONSTER ABOUT TO MURDER-FUCK OUR ASSES.

_{(and it's entirely Al's fault.)}

[Dariush]

Woo, 618-posts-in-like-one-hour-sprint finished! This is seriously awesome.

Open the door we came through, walk away in a random direction. Let the compugirl deal with Riltia.

[anailater]

Activate life-ruinedtech 57: It's all my fault
And
Life-ruinedtech 38: It's everyone else's fault!

[kaian-a-coel]

WOW. I leave you 5 minutes (okay, maybe more), and this story went from "light hearted" to "FFFFFFUUUUUU-ING GRIMDARK"...
wow. just wow. ^100

>befriend bee girl.

[rabidgam3r]

Wow. This is the only turn of events in a forum game, to make me feel an emotion other than mirth. This is the only forum game, to make me feel sad. Bay12, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

[scapheap]

Wow. This is the only turn of events in a forum game, to make me feel an emotion other than mirth. This is the only forum game, to make me feel sad. Bay12, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

We took the dying anguish of every dwarf you ever caused and unleash it in a unassuming forum game.

[freeformschooler]

Wow. This is the only turn of events in a forum game, to make me feel an emotion other than mirth. This is the only forum game, to make me feel sad. Bay12, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

WOW. I leave you 5 minutes (okay, maybe more), and this story went from "light hearted" to "FFFFFFUUUUUU-ING GRIMDARK"...
wow. just wow. ^100

We took the dying anguish of every dwarf you ever caused and unleash it in a unassuming forum game.

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> Cherish the Brat, White Apprentice: Join me on my adventures!

Introduce yourself and try to force a smile

Say thank you.

(Roll: 18) You manage to force a smile.

This. It may be a good idea to warn bee-lady that THERE IS A GIANT FUCKING WORM MONSTER ABOUT TO MURDER-FUCK OUR ASSES.

Naw. Too much of a touchy subject.

Open the door we came through, walk away in a random direction. Let the compugirl deal with Riltia.

> Ask her name.

Where are we? Who are you?

>befriend bee girl.

You run up and throw your arms around Proxxy.

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[Dermonster]

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[Aerie]

Hand your refresh potion to Proxxy to free up inventory space as a token of your affection friendship.

[Furtuka]

Ask her about where you are what does she do

[Greenstarfanatic]

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THIS

Also, remember there was a sidequest for doing exactly what we just did. And it paid well.

[10ebbor10]

We couldn't have known. Also, in order to be paid we needed to have gone back, right.