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help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help

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Total Members Voted: 50

[Playergamer]

Eat cucumber. Get food poisoning ( or just normal poisoning) Profit

[IronyOwl]

Do not eat. Examine shiny thing next to disc thing.

[scapheap]

Astral Influx menu, press us.

[freeformschooler]

Astral Influx menu, press us.

You press the icon of your own head on the Astral Influx menu.



You feel a tingly sensation, but nothing happens.

Eat cucumber. Get food poisoning ( or just normal poisoning) Profit

Only an idiot would eat it, but we've been temporarily rendered an idiot, so yes.

You eat the disc. (Roll: 19) It doesn't cut your throat on the way down, luckily. You feel an immense amount of knowledge welling up in you. You learn the disc was TM 86: Grass Knot! You have learned Grass Knot!



You add the ability to your inventory.

Do not eat. Examine shiny thing next to disc thing.

What shiny thing?

[javierpwn]

Attempt to wriggle free again

[scapheap]

Class change to slime master, Order it to let you out.

[freeformschooler]

Class change to slime master, Order it to let you out.

You don't have a Class Tree!

Attempt to wriggle free again

You kick and punch the slimey cube from the inside out. (Roll: 14, 1) Unfortunately, you only manage to slightly harm it. You are too stupid to be horrified by this situation.



The gelatin retaliates by throwing you against the floor and back, (Roll: 10, 3) dealing three damage to you. It then calms down again. Riltia seems to be headed somewhere.

[Furtuka]

Fall over and roll around, maybe slamming into the wall a few times

[freeformschooler]

Fall over and roll around, maybe slamming into the wall a few times

(15, 4) You intentionally fall flat on your face, causing the gelatinous cube to explode from damage overflow. A bunch of green stuff splatters on the ground. You briefly consider how the green stuff might taste, but your Enchantment: Touch of Idiocy wears off moments later, causing you to rethink the idea.

Riltia looks up at you.

[scapheap]

To the door.

[Furtuka]

Swap your whack skill for your sword with Riltia, it probably works better with spears than swords anyways

[freeformschooler]

Swap your whack skill for your sword with Riltia, it probably works better with spears than swords anyways

You swap your skill with her sword. All is right in the world now that you have a weapon again.

To the door.

A girl with a weird dress whispers to herself quietly as you enter. She wears a green visor over her silly yellow hair. After a few moments, she turns around, jumps back and starts yelling with a high-pitched voice.





The floor opens up under Ritlia and you. Moments before falling into the new opening, you catch a glimpse of some large, metallic vents down below.





The girl makes a run for it.

[scapheap]

Get up and walk left.

[Aklyon]

Grass Knot only works well on heavy things, though. We haven't fought anyone heavy yet.

[Dermonster]

Use the indents in the side of the pipe to sort of leapfrog your way back up.