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Who's excited for Warrens' return?

me
- 8 (16%)
me
- 2 (4%)
me
- 5 (10%)
help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help
- 29 (58%)
me
- 6 (12%)

Total Members Voted: 50


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Author Topic: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome ???  (Read 3949714 times)

javierpwn

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Technically, there is always that surefire way to escape any situation unscathed.....
Switching our Narrative control to Rilitia
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Dariush

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Technically, there is always that surefire way to escape any situation unscathed.....
Switching our Narrative control to Rilitia

c:<
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Technically, there is always that surefire way to escape any situation unscathed.....
Switching our Narrative control to Rilitia

c:<
See! He made the situation as terrible as possible to force us to switch Narrative! I say Nay to your ideas FFS!

ACQUIRE HERO TOWER! SHOOT SHOTGUN AT SENTRY FROM ELEVATED HEIGHT OVER SMALL AND THIN WALL!
BTW, we should throw bombs at that thing. If it's what I think it is.....
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Oh, you.  You only hurt me because you love me.

ACQUIRE HERO TOWER! SHOOT SHOTGUN AT SENTRY FROM ELEVATED HEIGHT OVER SMALL AND THIN WALL!

+1 to this.



Actually, what does FFS consulting the Random Event Table mean for us?
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

javierpwn

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It means he is looking for something interesting(possibly dangerous) to throw at us.

Hopefully he rolls once again for Yaos.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: THAT WAS ROULETTE YOU SILLIES
« Reply #8137 on: August 13, 2013, 10:10:41 am »

That reminds me.  We should ask Proxxy sometime (let's change rooms first) if she knows who that blue-haired chick is.

EDIT-  No, YOU'RE silly.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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THROW EXCLAMATION MARKS AT SENTRY
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First change title back to Dwarven, though.
Yep, this too.

Oh, you.  You only hurt me because you love me.

ACQUIRE HERO TOWER! SHOOT SHOTGUN AT SENTRY FROM ELEVATED HEIGHT OVER SMALL AND THIN WALL!

+1 to this.



(Shenanigans: 10+2) Sadly, even with your title, 12 is still not quite enough Shenanigans to catch and weaponize floating text. You instead revert to the backup plan, pouncing on Goom-bess to elevate yourself.



The GM couldn't actually come up with any reason this plan wouldn't work, so you long-range attack the stationary Sentry until it collapses.  (Attack: 12-2 Position, 1+1) (Attack: 20! Crit! (1+1)*2) (Attack: 14-2 Position, 3+1) Look at that. Nice enough to even hide the failed rolls.

Now this is what you're talking about. Cheating, ho!

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: THAT WAS ROULETTE YOU SILLIES
« Reply #8139 on: August 13, 2013, 10:29:27 am »

Huh, I hoped Goombess would get her head caved in. Oh well.

South.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: THAT WAS ROULETTE YOU SILLIES
« Reply #8140 on: August 13, 2013, 10:31:15 am »

Anti-North it is.

Yay for shenanigans and abusing the system!  From her expression, I think Goom-bess has a reason this plan wouldn't work.  But hey, she's a mercenary, who cares, right?
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: THAT WAS ROULETTE YOU SILLIES
« Reply #8141 on: August 13, 2013, 10:33:12 am »

She's a goomba. We're lucky she didn't take damage from that :P
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: THAT WAS ROULETTE YOU SILLIES
« Reply #8142 on: August 13, 2013, 10:33:59 am »

She's a goomba. We're lucky she didn't take damage from that :P


SHHHH.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: THAT WAS ROULETTE YOU SILLIES
« Reply #8143 on: August 13, 2013, 10:43:05 am »

Huzzah! We have defeated the bane of many an adventurer: the insidious chest-high wall!

Thank Goombess for letting us stand on her squishy, vulnerable goomba head. Proceed South.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: THAT WAS ROULETTE YOU SILLIES
« Reply #8144 on: August 13, 2013, 10:45:47 am »

...Did we ever check the hat's menu? Do so.
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