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[TherosPherae]

hallucinate turnips

[RAM]

"The nun comes, and then turnips, turnips in the deep. I wonder what that means. The last thing written is in a trailing scrawl of elf-letters: they are coming. There is nothing more."

[TheBiggerFish]

HAPPY THIRD ANNIVERSAY OF TWOOTA

[freeformschooler]

hallucinate turnips

gotta go fast

pluz un

you gotta

go fast

faster

faster faster faster

unfortunat yuor jornie hascome tO and end at this IMPAsable blockadeof turnip

HAPPY THIRD ANNIVERSAY OF TWOOTA

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I can't believe this game is three years old! This is one of those times I wish I never stopped being a shut-in forum game GM so I could make some big, fancy Thank You For Three Years image with hand puppets of the whole crew. Ultimately it's all thanks to everyone here that TWoOtA has made it through thick and thin. I still don't know why it took off the way it did, and as I read back, there's so many other directions this story could have gone. I'm just really happy it's where it is now, even if we're in the longest lull of updates as of yet.

[TheBiggerFish]

Bolw up turnip.

[Egan_BW]

Stop hallucinating turnips.

[TheBiggerFish]

Stop hallucinating turnips.

+1.
Hallucinate that the turnips exploded instead.

[freeformschooler]

also if you caught both those refrances i am truly sorry for wasting so much of your time on the internet

[Empiricist]

Sell the turnips to a shopkeeper! That removes the wall and makes a nice profit!

[TheBiggerFish]

Sell the turnips to a shopkeeper! That removes the wall and makes a nice profit!

Shopkeeper:Hallucinate turnips as well.

[10ebbor10]

I still don't know why it took off the way it did, and as I read back, there's so many other directions this story could have gone. I'm just really happy it's where it is now, even if we're in the longest lull of updates as of yet.

I suggest, the primary reason is because you persevered. We did some strange things, trying to go off track, and you let us, before nudging us back with a hammer.

[RAM]

Trunip-chan is good, Turnip-chan is life, Turnip-chan is delicious, especially raw! Turnip-chan is a good friend with which to discuss possible events in fictional stories when you 'think' that nobody can hear you.
Accept Turnip-chan as your lord and saviour and mid-morning snack/second breakfast.

[flabort]

Faster bakwards!

[TherosPherae]

devour turnips into shape of turnip throne. become lorde of turnips

[RAM]

*sighs* why could you not just listen to me? If only we had taken the chance to dig up all the downwards-pointing arrows, Eggo would have been standing on upwards-pointing arrows and would have spent eternity repeatedly bouncing off of the spiky up-arrows and recollecting their one remaining (ring?) and would have been no threat to anyone...