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Who's excited for Warrens' return?

me
- 8 (16%)
me
- 2 (4%)
me
- 5 (10%)
help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help
- 29 (58%)
me
- 6 (12%)

Total Members Voted: 50


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Author Topic: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome ???  (Read 3951086 times)

fractalman

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: !
« Reply #19260 on: April 15, 2015, 02:30:27 pm »

+1 to windirection

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: !
« Reply #19261 on: April 15, 2015, 02:38:13 pm »

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Wolfkit

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« Reply #19262 on: April 15, 2015, 03:21:19 pm »

+1 to selling shopkeeper to another shopkeeper
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: !
« Reply #19263 on: April 15, 2015, 03:22:44 pm »

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: !
« Reply #19264 on: April 15, 2015, 03:35:20 pm »

+1 to selling shopkeeper to another shopkeeper
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Remember, they will laser you if you as much as even touch them.
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: !
« Reply #19265 on: April 15, 2015, 03:43:07 pm »

+1 to selling shopkeeper to another shopkeeper
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Remember, they will laser you if you as much as even touch them.
+1 for the power of shenanigans.
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FoU has some twisted role ideas. Screw second-guessing this mechanical garbage spaghetti, I'm basing everything on reads and visible daytime behaviour.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: !
« Reply #19266 on: April 15, 2015, 03:54:40 pm »

Where the foq is da chief?
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: !
« Reply #19267 on: April 15, 2015, 04:15:56 pm »

I doth not know... but I think I know why Oric wants the Target dead. Fun. Allow me to explain.

Spoiler: Oric's Boredom (click to show/hide)


As you can see from all the paperwork in Oric's office, he has a boring job as the warden of the warrens. Hunting down the Target each cycle may be the only entertainment viable for him. The reason he doesn't just go and kill us is because it would be boring. As of now, we are nothing compared to Oric. Bam. And we're gone.

So being the warden of this prison, his entertainment consists of tormenting and tricking us, letting us feel we have hope-and then bringing us down.

In conclusion, the reason Oric wants the Target dead is because it is entertaining for him and his jailers i.e. the Sinister Siblings.

Two more things not necessarily related to this theorycraft: One, that intro to the Oric intermission states "the minor gripes and complaints of various Illborn and siblings" which suggests to me that the Sinister Siblings are not the only Siblings of Oric the Awesome. And Two: did we ever try to Third Shift with our Soul Stars? If we can't, note that Oric may be able to do so as a nasty surprise once we fight him.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: !
« Reply #19268 on: April 15, 2015, 04:47:22 pm »

+1 to selling shopkeeper to another shopkeeper
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Remember, they will laser you if you as much as even touch them.
+1 for the power of shenanigans.
-1 to suicide. Remember that ghost cat or whatever we had as a companion that Oric destroyed because we weren't taking him seriously? You want that to happen to Goom-bess?
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: !
« Reply #19269 on: April 15, 2015, 05:04:05 pm »

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: !
« Reply #19270 on: April 15, 2015, 05:50:40 pm »

+1 to selling shopkeeper to another shopkeeper
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Remember, they will laser you if you as much as even touch them.
+1 for the power of shenanigans.
-1.  We're Al, not Ciro.  No Dwarven bonus to shenanigans.

Astral Influx to Ciro in 3...2...
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« Reply #19271 on: April 15, 2015, 08:08:52 pm »

+1 to selling shopkeeper to another shopkeeper
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Remember, they will laser you if you as much as even touch them.
Who said anything about touching them?
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Andres

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« Reply #19272 on: April 15, 2015, 09:36:09 pm »

+1 to selling shopkeeper to another shopkeeper
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Remember, they will laser you if you as much as even touch them.
Who said anything about touching them?
We can't own something if we don't touch it.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: !
« Reply #19273 on: April 15, 2015, 11:21:41 pm »

We could wrap them up into shopkeeperburritos.
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Andres

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: !
« Reply #19274 on: April 15, 2015, 11:46:31 pm »

We could wrap them up into shopkeeperburritos.
No. Risking our lives for the sake of shenanigans is not worth it.
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