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[Fniff]

Goddammit, Freeformer, you almost gave me a heart attack.
I anticipate this update like you anticipate a Game of Thromes episode: a combination of excitement and dread.

[birdy51]

Hello! I just joined Bay12. You guys seem cool.

PTW and maybe definitely play.

This is some of the best shit I've ever read, not gonna lie. I've been thoroughly entertained. Not even guilty about spending a lot of the past week or so going through this. I've never actually read a suggestion game before this, but FFS, I don't know how you do it man. Hats off to you.

Now I'm sad cuz I have to wait for days to get updates instead of viewing them almost instantly 

Welcome to the forums my good individual! We're glad to have you.

[Dermonster]

Hello! I just joined Bay12. You guys seem cool.

PTW and maybe definitely play.

This is some of the best shit I've ever read, not gonna lie. I've been thoroughly entertained. Not even guilty about spending a lot of the past week or so going through this. I've never actually read a suggestion game before this, but FFS, I don't know how you do it man. Hats off to you.

Now I'm sad cuz I have to wait for days to get updates instead of viewing them almost instantly 

HELLO! I am the resident Wizard. People fear where I tread. Glad to have you, leave excess organs by the door.

[Furtuka]

You may want to let Tawarochir know that Derm. He's been trying to steal your job for the past year.

[Elephant Parade]

Hello! I just joined Bay12. You guys seem cool.

PTW and maybe definitely play.

This is some of the best shit I've ever read, not gonna lie. I've been thoroughly entertained. Not even guilty about spending a lot of the past week or so going through this. I've never actually read a suggestion game before this, but FFS, I don't know how you do it man. Hats off to you.

Now I'm sad cuz I have to wait for days to get updates instead of viewing them almost instantly 

I know that feeling. I felt that way after reading through the whole thing a while ago.

[~Neri]

I thought Tawa was the resident wizard.

[Furtuka]

He's a cocky young upstart and wannabe usurper. Either way as it stands now his strongest spell joke utterly pales in comparison to the threat that is Derming.

...especially since that actually has historical precedence and effects.

[Omeganaut]

As long as they all bow before the eldritch horror that is xantalos, we're all good.

[flabort]

They don't time travel regularly, though. Or feed on human souls. Well, maybe Xantalos eats souls, who knows.
BTW, yes, the Simpsons is still creating new episodes long after the true End of the Universe.

I will now take your soul, Tawa will take your mind, and we'll leave Derm with the body.
Xantalos can have the worship and servitude of whatever abomination is left.

Together we are the apocalypse quartet.

[Dermonster]

What? Who dares!

I don't know where this Xantalos thing comes from or where Tawa can get off thinking he can compare, but there was only ever one Hellbinder!

The only reason I haven't actually shown up recently was... well mostly it just seems like there's a gigantic lack of decent fantasy RTDs.

For instance, in Adwarfs I'm secretly an apprentice in necromancy. And in Perplexicon... I've been caught up in getting my feet back, actually.

[Xantalos]

Huhwhat I heard my name being called.
Oh!
Yeah Tawarochir and LordSlowpoke have been having a wizard bithc fight for a few months now. I mostly just patron wizards who do insane and/or evil shit.

[Dermonster]

'Patron' says the guy who came here three years after I did. Hehehe...

Actually, holy shit, tomorrows the five year anniversary of my arrival. Cool.

Anyway, where is this 'bithc' fight? I need to smack some fools.

[Xantalos]

In the realm of the damned where you've almost never ventured.
GD.


^{Though if we are basing power off forum statistics I'm the #3 poster on the entire forum. *looms*}

[hops]

Please be gentle, senpais.
(I have no idea what's going on.)

[flabort]

Like the half-dragon mindflayers that I populated the 8th moon with. Nothing but cannibalistic half-dragon mindflayers. I'm doing an experiment to see which genes become dominant, mindflayer or dragon. And I restricted the magic that works on that moon to just necromancy, so no teleporting off to wreak havoc until I say so.
Well, and seeing how many moons I can add to the sky before people start noticing.

Anyways, Xantalos is my patron deity for stuff like that, and I'm approaching deity status myself (not much in the way of differing domains, though); get enough power and you DO rival the gods. Tawa and Derm have their rivalry as the two mortal wizards with the scariest set of powers, although neither of them is SOLIDLY mortal, and LSP is a class of his own.