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help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help

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[LordSlowpoke]

meanwhile gwg went and claimed the first post of the 15th page

i'll have to deal with that for 1095 more posts

ULTRA RUDE

[Toaster]

What kind of weird, aberrant posts-per-page system are you using?

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[GreatWyrmGold]

meanwhile gwg went and claimed the first post of the 15th page

i'll have to deal with that for 1095 more posts

ULTRA RUDE

I thought I was what you did there. Then your next line proved that you weren't intentionally pretending to have 1,024 ppp.

[LordSlowpoke]

no i claimed to have 1097 ppp do you math

[darkpaladin109]

ULTRA RUDE

+1

[Solymr]

But then how did gwg start the 15th page? :V

[javierpwn]

But then how did gwg start the 15th page? :V

I think it's fair to say GWG is from the future.

[TherosPherae]

That's what I was thinking, but I doubt that'd work.

A container seems more likely.

Attempt to bloodshape a container

Bloodshape tupperware.

[freeformschooler]

I do hope FFS puts this into the "joke" category of suggestions. Like when we stole his Kill Main Characters ability.

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[freeformschooler]

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Recruit the loot: +Objective, +laularukyrumo, +miauw62, -GWG, +Dermonster, +darkpaladin109, +Kevak, +lsp, +anailater, +10ebbor10, +NAV, -TopHat, +WormArmy (
Enter Tactical Stealth Mode, explore the house: +reality.auditor, +javierpwn, +Furtuka, +IronyOwl, +monk12, +flabort (6)
Throw everything in the room back down the hole: +Furtuka, +javierpwn, +Toaster, +Objective, +NAV, -reality.auditor, -miauw62, +darkpaladin109 (4)
Cherish and Al: Pound door: +birdy51, +TopHat, +miauw62 (3)
Recruit Cleaner w/ Ring: +flameboy99, +gwg, +Cerol, +fractalman, -javierpwn (3)
Call Slog: +GWG, +birdy51, +PrivateNomad (3)
Dig foundations of house: +Toaster, +lsp, +Kevak (3)
Bloodshape Bag: +Objective, +Kevak, +flabort (2)
Use Tactical Diplomacy on loot: +Objective, +Kevak (2)
Signal additional looters: +Toaster (1)
Steal Cleaner: +lsp, -gwg (0)
Have Al and Cherish distract Auntie: +TalonisWolf, -GWG (0)
Bloodshape inventory slots: +Solymr, -flameboy99 (0)

Recruit the loot: +Objective, +laularukyrumo, +miauw62, -GWG, +Dermonster, +darkpaladin109, +Kevak, +lsp, +anailater, +10ebbor10, +NAV, -TopHat, +WormArmy (8)
Enter Tactical Stealth Mode, explore the house: +reality.auditor, +javierpwn, +Furtuka, +IronyOwl, +monk12, +flabort (6)

(Persuasion: 12+2 Shenanigans) The loot is not convinced. You wrap the propaganda banner around your back and lean forward, but this doesn't provide an adequate cover, so you give up on that. You are also unable to find appropriate material for a Stealthbox, and you don't want to alert the Cleaner by Bloodshaping, so you roll the extremely loud and heavy Stream Rubies across the floor for maximum stealth. Perfect plan.



You go through the door. Whoa. Standing on a thin line of bricks, you quietly take in the iridescent landscape. Behind a waterfall from Heaven, dice-lights set in a wall are dark but for the five-dotted side. One of those transmission devices hovers just overhead. Not over your head, though: there lies a telescreen. It flickers on and greets you.



"Hello, hello! If you're hearing this message, it means you entered my Hub without attention to protocol OR permission. I have recorded instructions and a message for you. Please follow the appropriate instructions for safe exit.

If you are Proxxy: you are not allowed to enter this hub unless explicitly ordered by your personal tele-screen. Please exit through the double doors and report to Oric for punishment. Thank you.

If you are Cain: we're all doomed anyway, so it doesn't matter.

If you are Ecco: why won't you return my calls? I've been trying to set up a formal tea time since the start of this cycle. I even made you cookies. You're really starting to worry me. Please exit through the double doors.

If you are Betweenford: my last trip through the subs was under ten minutes. So much for 'superior travel!' I believe you owe me one River Dollar. Please exit through the double doors.

If you are Oric: the barrier system you looked into is working great. You might be able to use that for DL8's floor cover. No more losing loot in the cracks! Please exit through the double doors.

Thank you for your consideration.
-Floe"

The green eye disappears. Wonder who that was?

The room is loot-sparse. You don't see anything you could take with you.

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[Toaster]

Drink from the heaven-waterfall

[TopHat]

Exit through the double doors. Don't forget the Stream Rubies

Drink from the heaven-waterfall

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[Furtuka]

We should press our ear against the communication device to see if we can get another coded message like last time.

[LordSlowpoke]

STEAL TELESCREEN

[Toaster]

Oh, hey.  If this is the Hub for the Eye, I bet we can teleport from here.  Proxxy can use hers as a shortcut- perhaps if we manipulate the dice lights (?) we can end up at different places.