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Who's excited for Warrens' return?

me
- 8 (16%)
me
- 2 (4%)
me
- 5 (10%)
help i'm trapped in a poll i don't know why i'm here i'm so scared someone please help
- 29 (58%)
me
- 6 (12%)

Total Members Voted: 50


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Author Topic: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome ???  (Read 3897117 times)

miauw62

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: 2d capitalism simulator
« Reply #14535 on: April 24, 2014, 01:17:26 pm »

do we get quadruple eye lasers?

we could behead a shopkeeper and then use his head to kill enemies, sort of like a capitalistic medusa
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: 2d capitalism simulator
« Reply #14536 on: April 24, 2014, 02:38:37 pm »

More than half of the people voted for light-years.

Which is a unit of distance.

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: 2d capitalism simulator
« Reply #14537 on: April 24, 2014, 02:42:35 pm »

More than half of the people voted for light-years.

Which is a unit of distance.

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I see no problem with this. It just means that we'll get the update as soon as we can invade whichever alien happens to hold it.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: 2d capitalism simulator
« Reply #14538 on: April 24, 2014, 02:44:31 pm »

More than half of the people voted for light-years.

Which is a unit of distance.

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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The real question is, does this mean we'll be facing off against Brock in the next update?

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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: 2d capitalism simulator
« Reply #14539 on: April 24, 2014, 02:52:18 pm »

I'm aware that it's a joke. It's just worrisome that so many people are going with the joke.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: 2d capitalism simulator
« Reply #14540 on: April 24, 2014, 02:58:29 pm »

I'm aware that it's a joke. It's just worrisome that so many people are going with the joke.
If it makes you feel better, I just voted to worry you some more.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: 2d capitalism simulator
« Reply #14541 on: April 24, 2014, 03:07:11 pm »

If it makes you feel better, I just voted to worry you some more.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: 2d capitalism simulator
« Reply #14542 on: April 24, 2014, 03:16:20 pm »

I'm aware that it's a joke. It's just worrisome that so many people are going with the joke.
Yes, I am terrified too that FFS is going to look at the poll and go "Yes, I suppose I shall post the update to Alpha Centuari and not to Sol, as they seem to be telling me that" and those Alpha Centuari assholes (With their Spartan Federations and Mindworms and suchlike) will get the update instead.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: 2d capitalism simulator
« Reply #14544 on: April 24, 2014, 03:50:56 pm »

do we get quadruple eye lasers?

we could behead a shopkeeper and then use his head to kill enemies, sort of like a capitalistic medusa

Clearly, we must uproot a shopkeeper, (I suggest carrying his floor tile like a litter, to avoid potential eye laser retribution) and bring him to the Dark Cathedral, where we will fuse him with Slog/Cool Crab. If it works anything like SMT/Persona fusion, the resulting creature can be made to inherit a few abilities from its predecessors, so we can get the eyebrow trick and lasers on our new minion!
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM
« Reply #14545 on: April 24, 2014, 05:29:37 pm »

Spoiler: Sigh, GWG. (click to show/hide)

So what you're saying is: Ciro: Bloodshape drill?
+1 to this if not to see what would happen if so.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: 2d capitalism simulator
« Reply #14546 on: April 24, 2014, 05:41:24 pm »

Please stop the side argument in here.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: 2d capitalism simulator
« Reply #14547 on: April 24, 2014, 07:35:38 pm »

Whoops. We distracted him from coding. BACK ON TARGET EVERYONE.
So, current votes for current suggestions?

I know of bloodshape drill,
Fusion shopkeep,
Menacing Bartering Ram,
nothing earlier than that, unfortunately.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: 2d capitalism simulator
« Reply #14548 on: April 24, 2014, 07:50:47 pm »

I don't like any of those because they're silly side things distracting us from our actual task.
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Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: 2d capitalism simulator
« Reply #14549 on: April 24, 2014, 07:55:47 pm »

Well, Menacing Bartering ram is...Er...Slightly less silly than the rest.
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