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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212142 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1665 on: July 05, 2013, 06:25:36 pm »
Create some plans for the Author.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1666 on: July 10, 2013, 11:17:38 pm »
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on July 05, 2013, 06:25:36 pm
Create some plans for the Author.
That don't involve this thread dying? :'(
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1667 on: July 10, 2013, 11:20:11 pm »
I normally hope for 5 actions before posting a turn.

Quote from: Xantalos on July 05, 2013, 05:57:22 pm
He he he
Sit on puppies to incubate them.
[2] The puppies escape your behind.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on July 05, 2013, 06:03:19 pm
Form a cult worshiping the spider.
[6] They decide that you would make a great sacrifice! Respawn?

Quote from: Persus13 on July 05, 2013, 06:08:34 pm
Set fire to the Ewell house, then teleport to another fictional book universe.
[5] "BWA HA HA!" [2] *click click click* "...Aw, crap, I have to deal with the consequences of my actions now." For instance, you are being hauled off to jail to await your trial.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on July 05, 2013, 06:25:36 pm
Create some plans for the Author.
[3] Okay. Doesn't mean I have to follow them.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1668 on: July 10, 2013, 11:22:33 pm »
Go Super Saiyan Over 9000.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1669 on: July 10, 2013, 11:23:16 pm »
Simultaneously poke every point in the universe during every point in time throughout all of existence.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1670 on: July 11, 2013, 12:07:32 am »
Grow legs on ass cheeks
Scurry after them
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1671 on: July 11, 2013, 05:12:42 am »
Respawn. Increase the spiders intelligence.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1672 on: July 11, 2013, 07:46:33 am »
Respawn in a random fictional universe.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1673 on: July 11, 2013, 09:08:27 am »
teleport to another fictional universe. Failing that, use my status as Everlord to cow these puny mortals who can't respawn. If that fails, summon my army.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1674 on: July 11, 2013, 09:31:28 pm »
Respawn as Cheesecake
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I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
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Dying of laughter?
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Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1675 on: July 12, 2013, 03:15:50 am »
Force the Author to accede to my demands.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1676 on: July 22, 2013, 05:17:53 pm »
Quote from: ragnarok97071 on July 10, 2013, 11:22:33 pm
Go Super Saiyan Over 9000.
[1] You go Pathetic Pansy Under Nine.

Quote from: Furtuka on July 10, 2013, 11:23:16 pm
Simultaneously poke every point in the universe during every point in time throughout all of existence.
[6] You destroy yourself and several unimportant things, like the Large Magellanic Cloud, 1997 WD41, and Justin Bieber.

Quote from: Xantalos on July 11, 2013, 12:07:32 am
Grow legs on ass cheeks
Scurry after them
[0] You fall on your snout.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on July 11, 2013, 05:12:42 am
Respawn. Increase the spiders intelligence.
[4] Check.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on July 11, 2013, 07:46:33 am
Respawn in a random fictional universe.
[6] You respawn on the deck of some sort of airship. You get gunned down. Respawn?

Quote from: Persus13 on July 11, 2013, 09:08:27 am
teleport to another fictional universe. Failing that, use my status as Everlord to cow these puny mortals who can't respawn. If that fails, summon my army.
[5] You make it to the Disney universe. Apparently, people have called you King.

Quote from: Cheesecake on July 11, 2013, 09:31:28 pm
Respawn as Cheesecake
[6] Yummy! Respawn?

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on July 12, 2013, 03:15:50 am
Force the Author to accede to my demands.
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[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1677 on: July 22, 2013, 05:19:39 pm »
Grow legs on snout. Scurry after puppies.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1678 on: July 22, 2013, 07:48:09 pm »
Blackmail The Author. MAKE HIM FOLLOW THE PLAN.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1679 on: July 22, 2013, 09:02:30 pm »
Respawn in a random building.
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