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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 214540 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1665 on: July 05, 2013, 06:25:36 pm »

Create some plans for the Author.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1666 on: July 10, 2013, 11:17:38 pm »

Create some plans for the Author.
That don't involve this thread dying? :'(
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1667 on: July 10, 2013, 11:20:11 pm »

I normally hope for 5 actions before posting a turn.

He he he
Sit on puppies to incubate them.
[2] The puppies escape your behind.

Form a cult worshiping the spider.
[6] They decide that you would make a great sacrifice! Respawn?

Set fire to the Ewell house, then teleport to another fictional book universe.
[5] "BWA HA HA!" [2] *click click click* "...Aw, crap, I have to deal with the consequences of my actions now." For instance, you are being hauled off to jail to await your trial.

Create some plans for the Author.
[3] Okay. Doesn't mean I have to follow them.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1668 on: July 10, 2013, 11:22:33 pm »

Go Super Saiyan Over 9000.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1669 on: July 10, 2013, 11:23:16 pm »

Simultaneously poke every point in the universe during every point in time throughout all of existence.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1670 on: July 11, 2013, 12:07:32 am »

Grow legs on ass cheeks
Scurry after them
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1671 on: July 11, 2013, 05:12:42 am »

Respawn. Increase the spiders intelligence.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1672 on: July 11, 2013, 07:46:33 am »

Respawn in a random fictional universe.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1673 on: July 11, 2013, 09:08:27 am »

teleport to another fictional universe. Failing that, use my status as Everlord to cow these puny mortals who can't respawn. If that fails, summon my army.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1674 on: July 11, 2013, 09:31:28 pm »

Respawn as Cheesecake
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1675 on: July 12, 2013, 03:15:50 am »

Force the Author to accede to my demands.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1676 on: July 22, 2013, 05:17:53 pm »

Go Super Saiyan Over 9000.
[1] You go Pathetic Pansy Under Nine.

Simultaneously poke every point in the universe during every point in time throughout all of existence.
[6] You destroy yourself and several unimportant things, like the Large Magellanic Cloud, 1997 WD41, and Justin Bieber.

Grow legs on ass cheeks
Scurry after them

[0] You fall on your snout.

Respawn. Increase the spiders intelligence.
[4] Check.

Respawn in a random fictional universe.
[6] You respawn on the deck of some sort of airship. You get gunned down. Respawn?

teleport to another fictional universe. Failing that, use my status as Everlord to cow these puny mortals who can't respawn. If that fails, summon my army.
[5] You make it to the Disney universe. Apparently, people have called you King.

Respawn as Cheesecake
[6] Yummy! Respawn?

Force the Author to accede to my demands.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1677 on: July 22, 2013, 05:19:39 pm »

Grow legs on snout. Scurry after puppies.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1678 on: July 22, 2013, 07:48:09 pm »

Blackmail The Author. MAKE HIM FOLLOW THE PLAN.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs
« Reply #1679 on: July 22, 2013, 09:02:30 pm »

Respawn in a random building.
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