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[Furtuka]

Give the movies to Hitler

[GreatWyrmGold]

Transform to Pun Pun the Super Kobold
Give self ability: I Win: Pun Pun automatically succeeds at any action.
Punchinate Everyone except Hitler/Nyarl to death.

[1] You become Meepo. And someone decapitates you. Respawn?

Respawn watching River Tam beat up Hitler. Get a video-camera to record this.

[6] You respawn...as a LovecraftiaNazi. River Tam beats you up. Respawn?

... How was I not already Essence 2?

All Exalted (except the Dragonblooded, but they're pansies and don't count) start with Essence 2. ._. And lots of charms.

Well that's weird.

How? Well, SOME of us don't play much White Wolf stuff. All I know about the World of Darkness comes from Tv Tropes and a couple sessions of Werewolf.

Fuck it, be the universe-destroying doomfleet.

[1] You become a toy spaceship. VROOM VROOM!

Transform to Pun Pun the Super Kobold
Give self ability: I Win: Pun Pun automatically succeeds at any action.
Punchinate Everyone except Hitler/Nyarl to death.

Stop Xantalos! Blow him up!

[5] Bye-bye, Meepo.

Get a white collar job.

[5] You are the manager of a generic regional branch of a generic company.

Remove Xantalos's immortality.

[4] A-check. As shown by decapitation. And de-limbing, which really seems unnecessary but I can't blame him.

Respawn. Start Art of Minimalism VIII.

Hey, no regressing!
And I'm not starting VIII until VII gets into the Hall of Fame, which may not happen for a while...

Go to earth.

[6] Respawn?

Give the movies to Hitler

He's battling the crew of the Serenity, but sure!

Truppen beschwören!

[3] You summon a LovecraftiaNazi, who promptly gets his head smashed by River.

[Persus13]

Respawn as Shepard book. Go preach.

[Xantalos]

Respawn.
Become Pun-Pun.

[Cheesecake]

Respawn as the Notebook from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

[ragnarok97071]

Disable cloaking field that disguises me as toy spaceship and BE A UNIVERSE-DEVOURING DOOMFLEET!

[ShadowDragon]

Make it impossible to become Pun-Pun.

[Tavik Toth]

respawn in earth. Have it unite then find the TSAB.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn as Shepard book. Go preach.

[6] Shepard promptly burns the possessed book. This is bad for your health. Respawn?

Respawn.
Become Pun-Pun.

[1] You respawn as Meepo. Again.

Respawn as the Notebook from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

[1] You respawn as a Netbook.

Ich brauche mehr Schergen! Bwa ha ha!
...Ich wie eine Art des Bösen Overlord klingen, nicht wahr?

A little.
[6] You do so, but Hans and the other LovecraftiaNazis turn against you!

Disable cloaking field that disguises me as toy spaceship and BE A UNIVERSE-DEVOURING DOOMFLEET!

You don't have a cloaking field, silly, you're just a toy!

Make it impossible to become Pun-Pun.

[4] Check and mate.

respawn in earth. Have it unite then find the TSAB.

[4] You become the Chairperson of the UN and begin a variably hostile takeover of the world governments. [1] This leads to the dissolution of the UN and your bloody dismemberment. Respawn?

[ragnarok97071]

... Melt down into constituant parts. Become Plastic Elemental.

[ShadowDragon]

Create some cal­cium elementals to serve me.

[Tavik Toth]

respawn. Have someone else unite earth peacefully.

[Xantalos]

Wonder who Meepo is.
Become a 4th level kobold wizard with a viper familiar.

[Persus13]

Become Everlord again.

[GreatWyrmGold]

... Melt down into constituant parts. Become Plastic Elemental.

[6] You boil, startling and burning the kid playing with you. Respawn?

Create some cal­cium elementals to serve me.

[2] Sorry.

respawn. Have someone else unite earth peacefully.

[5] You do.

Wonder who Meepo is.
Become a 4th level kobold wizard with a viper familiar.

Meepo is a kobold who figuht the tarrasque and lost. Pretty much the only other kobold I could think of that I thought people had a chance to have heard of.
[1;1] You are a 1st level jermalaine barbarian with a giant constrictor about to eat you.

Become Everlord again.

[6-1] Check, mate.