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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 214178 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Wait, did the universe just die?
« Reply #1530 on: June 08, 2013, 07:12:09 pm »

Seal InsanityIncarnate away.
Spend some time researching and preparing epic anti-universe explosives.
[4v6-1] ShadowDragon and InsanityIncarnate become the new W. E. Coyote and Mr. Runner, except that II isn't trying.
[1] He does, however, successfully create a pocket universe, and recorded how to do so.

Respawn. Give Hitler access to the complete collection of everything made by Disney ever in order to distract him for a while. He loved Disney.
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Respawn. Give Hitler access to the complete collection of everything made by Disney ever in order to distract him for a while. He loved Disney.
Was meinst du mit, "Geliebt"?
Shauen Sie Disney.
[2] Sadly, Furtaka doesn't have any Disney.

Respawn on the Serenity.
[5] Check. They don't even feel the need to interrogate and/or execute you.

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Respawn. Give Hitler access to the complete collection of everything made by Disney ever in order to distract him for a while. He loved Disney.
I can see that commercial now.
Probably not Disney's. Maybe if Disney faked one of its competitors making the commercial.

wonder where we are going.
Forward?
Anyways, wondering achieved!

Actually - *become immortal* - nope.
[5] Check, sadly.

Become GWG.
[0] Nope. Respawn?

Ragnarok: Be a kool-aid elemental.
OOH [1] NOOOO! The bright side, your blood is Kool-Aid. The dark side, Kool-Aid lacks hemoglobin. Respawn?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Wait, did the universe just die?
« Reply #1531 on: June 08, 2013, 07:13:35 pm »

Obtain all the Disney
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Wait, did the universe just die?
« Reply #1532 on: June 08, 2013, 07:36:46 pm »

Go troll everyone else with Nyarlathotep.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Wait, did the universe just die?
« Reply #1533 on: June 08, 2013, 08:08:23 pm »

Summon a solar to guard the universe.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Wait, did the universe just die?
« Reply #1534 on: June 08, 2013, 09:25:50 pm »

Respawn. Give Hitler access to the complete collection of everything made by Disney ever in order to distract him for a while. He loved Disney.
I can see that commercial now.
Probably not Disney's. Maybe if Disney faked one of its competitors making the commercial.
Well there was a time Hitler was cool. Charles Lindbergh was a fascist, loved Hitler, and even ran for president. I think there's some alt history where he becomes president when World War 2 breaks out.

Also, Offer crew a job finding disney for furtaka.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Wait, did the universe just die?
« Reply #1535 on: June 08, 2013, 09:49:44 pm »

Ragnarok: Screw this, be an Abyssal Exalted.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1536 on: June 08, 2013, 10:38:29 pm »

Obtain all the Disney
[1] You destroy all of Disney's works by wiping him from the timeline!

Go troll everyone else with Nyarlathotep.
[5+1] This gets both of you angered into destruction. Somehow. Resp--you're immortal. Well, you're still not happy.

Summon a solar to guard the universe.
[6] It decides you're a threat. Uh-oh...

Respawn. Give Hitler access to the complete collection of everything made by Disney ever in order to distract him for a while. He loved Disney.
I can see that commercial now.
Probably not Disney's. Maybe if Disney faked one of its competitors making the commercial.
Well there was a time Hitler was cool. Charles Lindbergh was a fascist, loved Hitler, and even ran for president. I think there's some alt history where he becomes president when World War 2 breaks out.
Probably isn't that interesting. Nazi Germany didn't fall because America invaded--it fell faster because of that, but the main reason the Nazis lost was because Hitler was an idiot.

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Also, Offer crew a job finding disney for furtaka.
Finding what?

Ragnarok: Screw this, be an Abyssal Exalted.
[6] Now to look up Exalted. Mark my words...it'll be bad for you...
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1537 on: June 08, 2013, 10:40:03 pm »

Recreate Disney!


Bind Nyarlathotep as a persona to Hitler.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1538 on: June 08, 2013, 10:43:15 pm »

Continue trollingness.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1539 on: June 08, 2013, 11:03:13 pm »

Respawn as Supreme Overgod of The United Emirates of Mexico.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1540 on: June 09, 2013, 04:26:12 am »

Do I have breaks?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1541 on: June 09, 2013, 04:48:13 am »

Blow up the universe containing the records on creating a pocket universe.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1542 on: June 09, 2013, 06:56:28 am »

Offer crew a job to defeat Hitler. Promise them Hitler's art collection as payment.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1543 on: June 09, 2013, 07:54:25 am »

Recreate Disney!


Bind Nyarlathotep as a persona to Hitler.

[6] You do...wait, what are you thinking? It certainly isn't ending well for you. Respawn?

Continue trollingness.
[3-1v6] They don't let you.

Respawn as Supreme Overgod of The United Emirates of Mexico.
[2] You respawn as a Mexican.

Do I have breaks?
[1] "No. Never."

Blow up the universe containing the records on creating a pocket universe.
How?

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Probably isn't that interesting. Nazi Germany didn't fall because America invaded--it fell faster because of that, but the main reason the Nazis lost was because Hitler was an idiot.
Ach! Ich diese Zeilen lesen, wissen Sie.

Töte Furtaka. Jetzt anmelden!
[6+2v5] Your new Nyarlothotep-Powers let you destroy him.

Offer crew a job to defeat Hitler. Promise them Hitler's art collection as payment.
[5] You do so.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: What is this Mickey Mouse you speak of?
« Reply #1544 on: June 09, 2013, 09:20:49 am »

Respawn. Create a planet.
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