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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 214020 times)

Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Za-BOOM
« Reply #1440 on: May 24, 2013, 09:32:06 pm »
FORM SLAG INTO SHRIKE BODY
LIGHTSPEED BLITZ KILL EVERYTHING
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Za-BOOM
« Reply #1441 on: May 24, 2013, 09:41:33 pm »
Good morning, fairly well faring RTD. Are you feeling fine today? I certainly am.

DERM ALL THE THINGS
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Za-BOOM
« Reply #1442 on: May 25, 2013, 06:37:52 am »
Figure out device then go find the dead TSAB crew and bring them back to life.

Also what's with the character bit?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1443 on: May 25, 2013, 11:51:52 am »
Quote from: ragnarok97071 on May 24, 2013, 06:47:00 pm
Ragnarok: Absorb Slag. Become T-1000.
[5] You become a Slag Mecha. Less charismatic than a T-1K, but stronger too. It also has a lightning gun.

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Also I love how 'ancient' = less than three turns ago I think.
The theory is, it was ancient when it entered the game. Just like Luke Skywalker wasn't born 30 seconds before you first saw him in the movie.

Quote from: Furtuka on May 24, 2013, 06:49:45 pm
Respawn as an arsenic based lifeform inside Xantalos's heart
He was destroyed.

Quote from: Cheesecake on May 24, 2013, 07:11:43 pm
Respawn as eldritch cheesecake.
[3] An enchanted cheesecake vanishes from a wizard's kitchen. It appears here.

Quote from: Persus13 on May 24, 2013, 07:23:19 pm
Get beamed aboard another ship.
[4] You do. [5] It's crewed by dwarves who salute you.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on May 24, 2013, 08:26:07 pm
Create a planet.
[5-1] You do. It's a cold, barren sphere of stone.

Quote from: Xantalos on May 24, 2013, 09:32:06 pm
FORM SLAG INTO SHRIKE BODY
LIGHTSPEED BLITZ KILL EVERYTHING
[1] You become a lightning gun.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on May 24, 2013, 09:41:33 pm
Good morning, fairly well faring RTD. Are you feeling fine today? I certainly am.
DERM ALL THE THINGS
[2] You throw a rock at the void. Then you wonder where the rock came from.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on May 25, 2013, 06:37:52 am
Figure out device then go find the dead TSAB crew and bring them back to life.
[6] You do! You resurrect every dead body. Including ones that were hacked horribly apart or are rotten. And you can't turn it off.

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Also what's with the character bit?
Hm?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1444 on: May 25, 2013, 12:07:24 pm »
Tell the dwarves to go find the Protector.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1445 on: May 25, 2013, 12:09:17 pm »
\Create a sun
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1446 on: May 25, 2013, 12:09:59 pm »
(The OP player list.)
fix the rotten and hacked up bodies.

"We'll that...sort of worked. Now I have to fix the broken bodies."
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1447 on: May 25, 2013, 01:52:39 pm »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1448 on: May 25, 2013, 04:00:38 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on May 25, 2013, 12:07:24 pm
Tell the dwarves to go find the Protector.
"Tha hoo?"
"Ah layk tha' ban'."
"Na' tha' Hoo!"

Quote from: Furtuka on May 25, 2013, 12:09:17 pm
\Create a sun
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\Create a sun
Aid action.
[2-2] You two destroy Furtaka, making a glowing point above the planet. Perhaps that spaceship exploding had something to do with it. ShadowDragon is burned to nothingness.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on May 25, 2013, 12:09:59 pm
fix the rotten and hacked up bodies.

"We'll that...sort of worked. Now I have to fix the broken bodies."
[2] You fail.
[6v5] You fight the angered live bravely, but they care not for their lives or injuries and overpower you. Of course, once you die, you come back...and again...and again...
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1449 on: May 25, 2013, 04:02:23 pm »
That roll and sentence phrasing make no sense?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1450 on: May 25, 2013, 04:29:18 pm »
Pick up the Xantagun. Destroy the resurrection machine with it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1451 on: May 25, 2013, 04:43:48 pm »
Respawn. Create bacteria that eat rock on the planet.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1452 on: May 25, 2013, 04:55:56 pm »
FIX EVERYTHING.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1453 on: May 25, 2013, 05:06:51 pm »
Grow a maw and devour Ragnarok's arm.
Then use his/her blood for ammo.

Quote from: ragnarok97071 on May 25, 2013, 04:29:18 pm
Pick up the Xantagun. Destroy the resurrection machine with it.
Did that quite some time ago.
« Last Edit: May 25, 2013, 05:08:28 pm by Xantalos »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Which is Worse, the Failures or the Success?
« Reply #1454 on: May 25, 2013, 05:10:16 pm »
Well. In that case: Punch Xantalos in the snout to establish superiority.
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