Grab the Dill Laden Ragnarok and throw him at Xantalos!
Integrate the drills into my body so that I can move and manipulate them at will, as well as just move normally. When thrown at Xantalos, SPIN ON.
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAGAGAGAHHGAHGHAAAAA
CATCH RAGNAROK
THROW HIM/HER BACK AT ENEMIES
KILL THEM AND EAT THEIR FLESH
STAB IVALOS THROUGH THE GROIN UPWARD INTO HIS/HER/ITS BRAIN WITH SWORD OF ELDERSLAYING
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Magically shatter Xantalos's sword.
[4v4] Xantalos barely dodges, [3] but ragnarok manages to get enough control of its drills to scratch the abomination. [6v2+2] Ivalos manages to overcome the ancient magic of the Sword of Elderslaying! [1,6+1,3+1-2,2] Ivalos, Furtaka, and Xantalos are annihilated by the resulting burst of magic, but ragnarok survives...albeit trapped in a bunch of former-screw slag.
Continue to press buttons.
[1-1] "Self-destruct imminent. Self-destruct in
30 seconds. Have a nice day. Self-destruct in
25 seconds. Have a nice day..."
[5+2,3] You feel a burst of energy rocking the ship, causing lacerations in your ocular cavities. "Reset: Self-destruct in
1# seconds..."
Implant some eggs in someone.
[4] You implant eggs in Adolf. [6] You see the eggs growing swiftly...
Get medical attention
[6] You create a back-alley doctor who begins butchering you, perhaps to make into a cyborg. Or maybe he's hungry.
[6,1] You survive a blast of energy, and the "doctor" is destroyed. You see bits of you animated...
Go find TSAB ship and bring the crew back to life.
[5,2] The resurrection device is either nonfunctional or really, really complex.
You feel a disturbance in the...something, as if about half a dozen people cried out, and were silenced forevermore. Or something like that.
Transform body into cyanide. Poison Xantalos while he's digesting me.
[1] You turn into a Potion of Bear's Endurance, invigorating Xantalos! Not that this matters, as both of you are obliterated.