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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212135 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: We should Be a Sitcom
« Reply #1425 on: May 23, 2013, 05:49:00 pm »

Stop drop and roll on Xantalo's face
Be grateful I'm not that Xantalo guy
Give Yog-Sothoth the knowledge that we're in a minimalist RTD in exchange for making myself and Ivalos immortal/etc
Shoryuken Furtuka if he attacks me

Oww... Now that you're at point blank range...
KEEP SHOOTING
Quote from: Ivalos
Offer to join Furtaka. Help him.
[4+1v5] Thanks to treason, Furtaka holds his own against Xantalos. Fireiy [2] is too pulped to help/

Continue pressing buttons
[4-1] You activate the seat warmers.

Respawn as Cheesalos.
[2] You are still digesting.

Ragnarok:Be The Drills.
[6] You add drills until you can't move at all.

Destroy everything that isn't the Universe.
How?

Despawn with a resurrection machine then go find the TSAB ship again.
You despawn, grab the resurrection thing, and [5] respawn with it.

Split in two.
[3] You grow a second head.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: We should Be a Sitcom
« Reply #1426 on: May 23, 2013, 05:52:41 pm »

Grab the Dill Laden Ragnarok and throw him at Xantalos!
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: We should Be a Sitcom
« Reply #1427 on: May 23, 2013, 06:26:42 pm »

Continue to press buttons.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: We should Be a Sitcom
« Reply #1428 on: May 23, 2013, 06:44:30 pm »

Get medical attention
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: We should Be a Sitcom
« Reply #1429 on: May 23, 2013, 07:08:10 pm »

Implant some eggs in someone.
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ragnarok97071

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: We should Be a Sitcom
« Reply #1430 on: May 23, 2013, 08:13:56 pm »

Integrate the drills into my body so that I can move and manipulate them at will, as well as just move normally. When thrown at Xantalos, SPIN ON.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: We should Be a Sitcom
« Reply #1431 on: May 23, 2013, 08:41:52 pm »

RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAGAGAGAHHGAHGHAAAAA

CATCH RAGNAROK
THROW HIM/HER BACK AT ENEMIES
KILL THEM AND EAT THEIR FLESH
STAB IVALOS THROUGH THE GROIN UPWARD INTO HIS/HER/ITS BRAIN WITH SWORD OF ELDERSLAYING


RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: We should Be a Sitcom
« Reply #1432 on: May 24, 2013, 05:35:56 am »

Go find TSAB ship and bring the crew back to life.
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Cheesecake

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: We should Be a Sitcom
« Reply #1433 on: May 24, 2013, 06:28:06 am »

Transform body into cyanide. Poison Xantalos while he's digesting me.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Za-BOOM
« Reply #1434 on: May 24, 2013, 06:42:52 pm »

Grab the Dill Laden Ragnarok and throw him at Xantalos!
Integrate the drills into my body so that I can move and manipulate them at will, as well as just move normally. When thrown at Xantalos, SPIN ON.
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAGAGAGAHHGAHGHAAAAA

CATCH RAGNAROK
THROW HIM/HER BACK AT ENEMIES
KILL THEM AND EAT THEIR FLESH
STAB IVALOS THROUGH THE GROIN UPWARD INTO HIS/HER/ITS BRAIN WITH SWORD OF ELDERSLAYING


RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
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Magically shatter Xantalos's sword.
[4v4] Xantalos barely dodges, [3] but ragnarok manages to get enough control of its drills to scratch the abomination. [6v2+2] Ivalos manages to overcome the ancient magic of the Sword of Elderslaying! [1,6+1,3+1-2,2] Ivalos, Furtaka, and Xantalos are annihilated by the resulting burst of magic, but ragnarok survives...albeit trapped in a bunch of former-screw slag.

Continue to press buttons.
[1-1] "Self-destruct imminent. Self-destruct in 30 seconds. Have a nice day. Self-destruct in 25 seconds. Have a nice day..."
[5+2,3] You feel a burst of energy rocking the ship, causing lacerations in your ocular cavities. "Reset: Self-destruct in 1# seconds..."

Implant some eggs in someone.
[4] You implant eggs in Adolf. [6] You see the eggs growing swiftly...

Get medical attention
[6] You create a back-alley doctor who begins butchering you, perhaps to make into a cyborg. Or maybe he's hungry.
[6,1] You survive a blast of energy, and the "doctor" is destroyed. You see bits of you animated...

Go find TSAB ship and bring the crew back to life.
[5,2] The resurrection device is either nonfunctional or really, really complex.
You feel a disturbance in the...something, as if about half a dozen people cried out, and were silenced forevermore. Or something like that.

Transform body into cyanide. Poison Xantalos while he's digesting me.
[1] You turn into a Potion of Bear's Endurance, invigorating Xantalos! Not that this matters, as both of you are obliterated.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Za-BOOM
« Reply #1435 on: May 24, 2013, 06:47:00 pm »

Ragnarok: Absorb Slag. Become T-1000.

Also I love how 'ancient' = less than three turns ago I think.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2013, 06:52:45 pm by ragnarok97071 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Za-BOOM
« Reply #1436 on: May 24, 2013, 06:49:45 pm »

Respawn as an arsenic based lifeform inside Xantalos's heart
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Za-BOOM
« Reply #1437 on: May 24, 2013, 07:11:43 pm »

Respawn as eldritch cheesecake.
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Za-BOOM
« Reply #1438 on: May 24, 2013, 07:23:19 pm »

Get beamed aboard another ship.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Za-BOOM
« Reply #1439 on: May 24, 2013, 08:26:07 pm »

Create a planet.
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