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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 214101 times)

Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1320 on: May 17, 2013, 12:08:26 pm »

"Wait! Why are we eating each other when we could be eating EVERYONE ELSE?"

CREATE A CLONE ARMY
EAT EVERYONE ELSE

Um, didn't this end poorly last turn?
'everyone else' as in 'everyone other than me and my clones'.
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1321 on: May 17, 2013, 12:25:23 pm »

Convince hubby to rehire Cthulhu and let me eat him.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1322 on: May 17, 2013, 01:57:46 pm »

In that case, get a lot of artillery and get them to bombard Hell.
[2] You just can't seem to requisition anything.

keep looking for a portal to ww2.
keep looking for a portal to ww2.
Aid action.
[6+1] The two of you are sucked into Obersalzberg (sp?), and promptly get dissected/disassembled and used to inspire and make Nazi war machines and soldiers and such. Respawn?

Summon the four ponies of the apocalypse under my exclusive command!
[4] You summon Hunger, Sickness, Tiredness, and Squabbling.

"Wait! Why are we eating each other when we could be eating EVERYONE ELSE?"

CREATE A CLONE ARMY
EAT EVERYONE ELSE

[4] You make two more clones. [1] Everyone gangs up on Xantalos-IX, ie you.
[1v3-1v2-1v6v4-1v2-1v2v5v1-1v4v3] IV snags all of IX, while XII dies.
[3v3-1v3-1v6+1v6-1v2-1v3v5v5v1] IV claims XII. On the other hand, everyone else now hates him.
Spoiler: Xantastatuses (click to show/hide)

Convince hubby to rehire Cthulhu and let me eat him.
[6] You do so. Turns out, Cthulhu is still stronger than you. Respawn?

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Wahlsa eht ftaghn? Cthu osid u kelrd makx, re sa? Ftaghn ay, Cheesecake.
Jrelk Cheesecake.
[2+3v4] You jrelk Cheesecake. Messily.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1323 on: May 17, 2013, 03:39:41 pm »

Respawn immediately after my death.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1324 on: May 17, 2013, 04:01:28 pm »

Respawn in ww2 as a Bolo.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1325 on: May 17, 2013, 05:18:51 pm »

Begin an insurrection, lead by myself and the one cheesecake warrior I created before Cthulhu joined in.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1326 on: May 17, 2013, 06:15:49 pm »

Respawn as one of Insanity's Cheesecake warriors and rise up the ranks.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1327 on: May 17, 2013, 06:59:03 pm »

FUSE ALL MY CLONES TOGETHER INTO ONE GIGANTIC MEGALOS
POSSESS MEGALOS
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« Reply #1328 on: May 17, 2013, 08:40:06 pm »

Respawn immediately after my death.
Because that is going to go well.

Begin an insurrection, lead by myself and the one cheesecake warrior I created before Cthulhu joined in.
Join Revolution, start revolution within revolution. Having created revoluception, plant idea of having me being everlord in the sleeping GM's mind so that when we wake up he makes me Everlord.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Ages of Conflict
« Reply #1329 on: May 17, 2013, 10:15:31 pm »

Respawn immediately after my death.
[3] You respawn several years after your death. As a human.

Respawn in ww2 as a Bolo.
[3,3] You respawn in WWI as an intelligent tank.

Begin an insurrection, lead by myself and the one cheesecake warrior I created before Cthulhu joined in.
[3] You begin an insurrection of four!

Respawn as one of Insanity's Cheesecake warriors and rise up the ranks.
[2] You respawn as a human but join the ICW.

FUSE ALL MY CLONES TOGETHER INTO ONE GIGANTIC MEGALOS
POSSESS MEGALOS

The rest of the Xantaloses agree to fuse into Megalos, but you can't control it. None of them can!
Spoiler: Xantaloses (click to show/hide)

Begin an insurrection, lead by myself and the one cheesecake warrior I created before Cthulhu joined in.
Join Revolution, start revolution within revolution. Having created revoluception, plant idea of having me being everlord in the sleeping GM's mind so that when we wake up he makes me Everlord.
You join the revolution and begin a one-man revolutionary revolution.

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Raggin cthu lositi.
[4] You are back in essentially your old job.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Ages of Conflict
« Reply #1330 on: May 17, 2013, 10:22:30 pm »

FUSE WITH REST OF XNATALOSES
POSSESS MEGALOS
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Ages of Conflict
« Reply #1331 on: May 17, 2013, 10:25:20 pm »

FUSE WITH REST OF XNATALOSES
POSSESS MEGALOS

You're already part of Megalos, but you can certainly try to control it. That's what everyone else is doing.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Ages of Conflict
« Reply #1332 on: May 17, 2013, 10:31:30 pm »

Rise up the ranks and try to defect the Cheesecake warriors to lead them in glorious battle against Cthulhu.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Ages of Conflict
« Reply #1333 on: May 18, 2013, 02:11:33 am »

Rise up the ranks and try to defect the Cheesecake warriors to lead them in glorious battle against Cthulhu.
Aid action!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Ages of Conflict
« Reply #1334 on: May 18, 2013, 02:40:50 am »

Get my army to kill Megalos.
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