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[Persus13]

Kill the guy attacking shadowdragon

[Xantalos]

CREATE MORE SOULS OF MYSELF
CONSUME MY CLONED SOULS
POWER LEVEL: DEMIGOD

[ragnarok97071]

:/ Damn. No reverse dice psychology.

um.

cause a random effect.

[Fireiy]

Get Weapons of Mass Destruction. Fire Weapons of Mass Destruction at Hell.

[Orange Wizard]

Milk Cthulhu for every resource possible, and create a massive cheesecake army.
Promote the cheesecake squire to Knight of Cheese.

[Cheesecake]

Flirt with the boss and go steady.

[Tavik Toth]

look for a portal to WW2

[ShadowDragon]

Respawn.

Kill the guy attacking shadowdragon

Aid action.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Kill the guy attacking shadowdragon

Respawn.

Kill the guy attacking shadowdragon

Aid action.

[3+1v2] Success! Wait, what?

CREATE MORE SOULS OF MYSELF
CONSUME MY CLONED SOULS
POWER LEVEL: DEMIGOD

[6] A dozen clones created! Randomly assigning you one. No one can agree on who gets to eat who, so here we go...
[4v3v4v4v6v2v6v6v2v5v4v5v3] Oof. Alright...the original does pretty well, but Clones V and IIX are killed, Clone XII is wounded, and Clones IV, VI, and VII damage themselves. You are Clone IX, so you're fine. You also helped kill IIX.
Clone V: [5v6v6v3v6-1v2-1v3-1v2v2v1v2-1] Clones I and II wound each other fighting over V, so O and IV claim bits of V.
Clone IIX: [3v5-1v4-1v6v2-1v5-1v4-1v2v2v4v5-1] III claims IIX, but ends up being killed by the others.
Clone III: [1v3-1v3-1v6-1v3-1v6-1v3v3v6v3-1] This prize is shared betwixt IV and VII.

Spoiler: Xantastatuses (click to show/hide)

O: Fine, half of V claimed (+0.5)
I: Wounded (-1)
II: Wounded (-1)
III: IIX claimed; Dead
IV: Wounded; Half each of III [IIX] and V claimed (+0.5)
V: Dead
VI: Wounded (-1)
VII: Wounded (-1)
IIX: Dead
IX: Played (+0)
X: Average (+0)
XI: Average (+0)
XII: Wounded (-1)

Note that these bonuses only apply for the infighting; the bonus will decrease for other purposes.

:/ Damn. No reverse dice psychology.

You probably would have gotten a 6 if I had rolled.

cause a random effect.

[2] Nope. (Note: I actually did roll.)

Get Weapons of Mass Destruction. Fire Weapons of Mass Destruction at Hell.

[2] No WMDs. Stupid nonproliferation treaties, trying to keep the world safe...

Milk Cthulhu for every resource possible, and create a massive cheesecake army.
Promote the cheesecake squire to Knight of Cheese.

Do you mean that literally?
[6] You create a cheesecake army, combining all of your and Cthulhu's assets. Cthulhu points to the bit of the contract that gives him full control over the warriors, and promptly forces you to surrender the rest of your rights to the army at cakepoint. You are drafted!

Flirt with the boss and go steady.

[6] You promptly get married.

look for a portal to WW2

[2] No luck.

[Fireiy]

In that case, get a lot of artillery and get them to bombard Hell.

[Tavik Toth]

keep looking for a portal to ww2.

[ShadowDragon]

keep looking for a portal to ww2.

Aid action.

[ragnarok97071]

Summon the four ponies of the apocalypse under my exclusive command!

[Xantalos]

"Wait! Why are we eating each other when we could be eating EVERYONE ELSE?"

CREATE A CLONE ARMY
EAT EVERYONE ELSE

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Wait! Why are we eating each other when we could be eating EVERYONE ELSE?"

CREATE A CLONE ARMY
EAT EVERYONE ELSE

Um, didn't this end poorly last turn?