Respawn as stereotypical German man
Found sausage factory directly across from Cheesecake's cheesecake factory
Begin sausage bombardment
[6] You create a sausage-filled crater when bombardment is attempted. Respawn?
Respawn. Go on crusade to unite the various now connected afterlifes under one organized bureaucratic administration.
[6] You promptly get caught up in a neverending spiral of meetings to determine the new bureaucracy.
Respawn as Everlord. Stop Furtaka.
[2] Not Everlord! [5] Your bureaucrats manage to slow Furtaka indefinitely, which is a good thing for everyone.
*actually ignore this post
[1] Nope.
Start genetically modifying my body as to make me a 10 story tall Godzilla Cheesecake monster. Then dig my way to the world's core to bake more cake in the super hot metals.
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No] You can't find any genetic engineering equipment, and it doesn't work like that.
Respawn as a Eldritch Abomination.
I'm going to regret this.
[5] You are Nyarlothotep.
respawn as a Spaceship/spacestation.
[5] You are such.
Brush myself down. Find the source of the cheesecake and beat it unconscious.
[1] You manage to brush straight through your eye, bruising the eye, tearing apart the eye and tearing apart the brain! Respawn?
Respawn as a mad scientist and start making a device to annihilate all cakes.
[1] You create a cake to annihilate all devices.
Actually, screw my previous move.
Speed up the dissolving of the realm barriers. Stop Xantalos' soul from escaping my trans-conscious and teleport to the core of the universe. Promptly consume whatever the core is. Even if it kills me.
I'm not sure how you would do ANY of that.
Gods damn it, I'm still trying to maintain the rules this iteration was built upon!
Fine. Give Xantalos a soul so I can keep it in me.
[3] You give him a fish. Xantalos looks puzzled, then designates the sole as a refuse stockpile.
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