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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Universal Suckerage
« Reply #1155 on: April 27, 2013, 04:19:46 am »
Quote from: Fireiy on April 27, 2013, 04:01:27 am
Shunt all my paperwork across to Xantalos.
Inform young punk that I already did it. He stands no chance against the original bureaucrat.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Universal Suckerage
« Reply #1156 on: April 27, 2013, 02:41:54 pm »
Sigh and negotiate with the rebelling Far Realms to end their rebellion and world domination plans.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: End of Eras
« Reply #1157 on: April 27, 2013, 11:27:52 pm »
Quote from: Tavik Toth on April 26, 2013, 06:12:18 pm
Make boats and spaceships. With raw materials. And find way to protect universe.
[1] You make a single Ultraship! It explodes. You promptly lose re-election.

Quote from: Furtuka on April 26, 2013, 06:23:46 pm
Channel all the ghosts in the vicinity into a massive attack to destroy Xantalos
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Quote from: Furtuka on April 26, 2013, 06:23:46 pm
Channel all the ghosts in the vicinity into a massive attack to destroy Xantalos
Aid action.
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Quote from: Fireiy on April 27, 2013, 04:01:27 am
Shunt all my paperwork across to Xantalos.
[2] Paperwork fails to affect Xantalos!
[5+1v4] Wave of ghosts does...at the cost of the ghosts. Respawn, Xantalos?

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 27, 2013, 01:01:33 am
Respawn as Bruce Lee.
[1] You are Theodore Roosevelt. The aging, overrated, politician Roosevelt, not the awesome one.

Quote from: Persus13 on April 27, 2013, 02:41:54 pm
Sigh and negotiate with the rebelling Far Realms to end their rebellion and world domination plans.
[6] You end their world domination plans by signing a peace treaty that they had. What's the worst that could happen, even if you didn't read it?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: End of Eras
« Reply #1158 on: April 27, 2013, 11:29:42 pm »
PUT XANTALO'S SOUL OR THE EQUIVALENT ON TRIAL BEFORE HE CAN RESPAWN.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: End of Eras
« Reply #1159 on: April 28, 2013, 02:40:32 am »
Quote from: Furtuka on April 27, 2013, 11:29:42 pm
PUT XANTALO'S SOUL OR THE EQUIVALENT ON TRIAL BEFORE HE CAN RESPAWN.
Help find truth in trial.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: End of Eras
« Reply #1160 on: April 28, 2013, 03:15:31 am »
((Ah, crap.))

Find a random bad guy, and beat him unconscious with furniture.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: End of Eras
« Reply #1161 on: April 28, 2013, 06:25:38 am »
Go colonise another planet.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: End of Eras
« Reply #1162 on: April 28, 2013, 07:19:05 am »
Um, I can just join in, right?

Spawn as a large, anthropomorphic Cheesecake.
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I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
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Dying of laughter?
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Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: End of Eras
« Reply #1163 on: April 28, 2013, 07:46:48 am »
Find out contents of peace treaty.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: End of Eras
« Reply #1164 on: April 28, 2013, 09:26:34 am »
Create a zombie plague on Earth.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: End of Eras
« Reply #1165 on: April 28, 2013, 01:20:42 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on April 27, 2013, 11:29:42 pm
PUT XANTALO'S SOUL OR THE EQUIVALENT ON TRIAL BEFORE HE CAN RESPAWN.
[5] Trial get!

Quote from: Fireiy on April 28, 2013, 02:40:32 am
Quote from: Furtuka on April 27, 2013, 11:29:42 pm
PUT XANTALO'S SOUL OR THE EQUIVALENT ON TRIAL BEFORE HE CAN RESPAWN.
Help find truth in trial.
[2] Hm...Xantalos is a girl?

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 28, 2013, 03:15:31 am
((Ah, crap.))
Find a random bad guy, and beat him unconscious with furniture.
[1,3v1] Captain America doesn't even notice as you knock him over.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on April 28, 2013, 06:25:38 am
Go colonise another planet.
You don't have ships or authority.

Quote from: Cheesecake on April 28, 2013, 07:19:05 am
Um, I can just join in, right?
Yup.

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Spawn as a large, anthropomorphic Cheesecake.
[3] You respawn as the owner of a Cheesecake Factory in California.

Quote from: Persus13 on April 28, 2013, 07:46:48 am
Find out contents of peace treaty.
[1] Nothing remotely suspicious! Except that the dice and random.org seem to be conspiring against you, of course.
Some Far Realm beings come to claim your office.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on April 28, 2013, 09:26:34 am
Create a zombie plague on Earth.
[2-1] You throw a corpse at someone and scare some Ghostbusters into busting you. Respawn?
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: End of Eras
« Reply #1166 on: April 28, 2013, 01:22:27 pm »
Reclaim my position as Everlord. Destroy the Far Realms creatures.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: End of Eras
« Reply #1167 on: April 28, 2013, 01:23:04 pm »
Then get anyoen still loyal and form a diffrent nation.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: End of Eras
« Reply #1168 on: April 28, 2013, 01:34:07 pm »
SENTENCE XANTALOS
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: End of Eras
« Reply #1169 on: April 28, 2013, 02:31:24 pm »
I HAS NOT SOUL

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