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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212146 times)

Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1125 on: April 22, 2013, 09:20:25 pm »

Hehehehehe
CONTINUE TO DEVOUR PURGATORIALS AND SOULS AS THEY TRANSFER HERE
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1126 on: April 22, 2013, 09:27:43 pm »

Offer deal to Xantalos where he is manager of purgatory for me.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1127 on: April 22, 2013, 09:29:17 pm »

Power up Ghost Mecha with a Ghost Mecha Expansion pack and the unfulfilled hopes and dreams of everyone in the afterlife and go fight Xantalos with it. Also obtain quirky copilots.

Offer deal to Xantalos where he is manager of purgatory for me.

*GLARES*
« Last Edit: April 22, 2013, 09:37:37 pm by Furtuka »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1128 on: April 22, 2013, 09:34:43 pm »

Power up Ghost Mecha with a Ghost Mecha Expansion pack and the hopes and dreams of everyone in the afterlife and go fight Xantalos with it. Also obtain quirky copilots.

Offer deal to Xantalos where he is manager of purgatory for me.

*GLARES*

Wait, your still claiming purgatory?

Change to Offer deal to Xantalos Furtaka where he is manager of purgatory for me. Offer Xantalos the post of manager of Valhalla.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1129 on: April 22, 2013, 11:04:27 pm »

Sue Purgatory for lack of resident safety.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1130 on: April 23, 2013, 03:07:23 am »

"I dunno... How 'bout a normal starting quest like killing rats or something?"
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1131 on: April 23, 2013, 07:12:46 am »

Power up Ghost Mecha with a Ghost Mecha Expansion pack and the unfulfilled hopes and dreams of everyone in the afterlife and go fight Xantalos with it. Also obtain quirky copilots.
Aid action.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1132 on: April 23, 2013, 10:54:58 am »

Have shipyards build Magellan-class battleships and Salamis-class destroyers. And Colony ships.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1133 on: April 24, 2013, 03:06:05 pm »

Hehehehehe
CONTINUE TO DEVOUR PURGATORIALS AND SOULS AS THEY TRANSFER HERE
GAIN POWER

[3] You eat a Purgatorial, but by the time you're done they've evacuated Purgatory. A demon offers his servitude in exchange for you conquering Hell and leaving him in charge (still under you, of course). [4v5-1] A ghost-mecha (not a ghost of a mecha, a mecha made of ghosts) attacks you! [6] You manage to fend off a legal attack, but it drains your strength. On the bright side, your opponent seems to have lost his mecha!

Power up Ghost Mecha with a Ghost Mecha Expansion pack and the unfulfilled hopes and dreams of everyone in the afterlife and go fight Xantalos with it. Also obtain quirky copilots.
[3] You add a cape; a friend adds a cape. [1] You get said friend and a demon as copilots; one sabotages your fight! [5-1v4] Your fight goes slowly.

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Offer deal to Xantalos where he is manager of purgatory for me.

*GLARES*

[6] Your eyes smack Persus. This isn't healthy. [1] You get sued and lose the mech!

Offer deal to Xantalos Furtaka where he is manager of purgatory for me. Offer Xantalos the post of manager of Valhalla.
You offer. You suspect that their fight and their being sued might be disrupting their ability to respond or manage.

Sue Purgatory for lack of resident safety.
You try, but by the time you file the paperwork "Purgatory" is a couple of entities battling each other. [5] You sue them! You receive a ghost-mecha!

"I dunno... How 'bout a normal starting quest like killing rats or something?"
"Um..."

Have shipyards build Magellan-class battleships and Salamis-class destroyers. And Colony ships.
[1] They build a nice cog.

Power up Ghost Mecha with a Ghost Mecha Expansion pack and the unfulfilled hopes and dreams of everyone in the afterlife and go fight Xantalos with it. Also obtain quirky copilots.
Aid action.
[4] You slap a jet booster on the mech.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1134 on: April 24, 2013, 03:30:45 pm »

Kill the demon that offered its servitude to Xantalos.
Attack Xantalos while commanding my forces to fire artillery at Xantalos.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2013, 04:26:21 pm by ShadowDragon »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1135 on: April 24, 2013, 03:41:57 pm »

Kill the demon that offered its servitude to Xantalos.
Appoint ShadowDragon the head of a special task force to eliminate Xantalos. Give him troops from my realms.

To Furtaka: Want an Alliance recognizing you as the proper ruler of Purgatory and a mutual military assistance pact?

To GM: Are the Far Realms still under my control?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1136 on: April 24, 2013, 03:47:01 pm »

Kill the demon that offered its servitude to Xantalos.
Appoint ShadowDragon the head of a special task force to eliminate Xantalos. Give him troops from my realms.

To Furtaka: Want an Alliance recognizing you as the proper ruler of Purgatory and a mutual military assistance pact?

To GM: Are the Far Realms still under my control?

Sure


Punch Xantalos in the face equivalent
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1137 on: April 24, 2013, 06:49:31 pm »

Charge Xantalos with murder.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1138 on: April 24, 2013, 07:08:56 pm »

Eat the afterlife
Accept the demon's offer
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success??
« Reply #1139 on: April 25, 2013, 04:04:30 am »

Kill the random NPC. S/he is useless!
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