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[Fireiy]

Go help my army and tell the court to speed up proceedings a little so I can get more recruits

Aid action as lawyer.

[Tavik Toth]

Fly into a plane.

[ShadowDragon]

Send the forces of the far realm to attack Valhalla.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Go help my army and tell the court to speed up proceedings a little so I can get more recruits

Go help my army and tell the court to speed up proceedings a little so I can get more recruits

Aid action as lawyer.

[3] The procedures are rushed. Your army's ranks are replaced more than fast enough to replace the ones being smacked about by Valkyries and that one guy eaten by a Far Realm being.

Sigh and assist Shadow Dragon's invasion of Valhalla.

Send the forces of the far realm to attack Valhalla.

vs

Activate Aesir weaponry
Use it to wipe out invading army

Valhallans: ATTACK!

[1,1] The Forces of the Far Realm rebel and form a third force; the Aesir weaponry explodes, proving that drunken warriors are not the best mechanics. (Shoulda shelled out for the dark elf maintenance staff, Odin!)
[5v4-1v1] The Everlord's army is essentially victorious, annihilating the Far Realms critters and routing the depleted Valhallan forces.

Aw.
Ask the random NPC what his name is.

"It's Stacy. Stacy Deathsatan."

Fly into a plane.

[4v2;5] You do. Respawn?

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P.S. Remember, if this gets into the Hall of Fame, you get ONE TURN where everything succeeds!

[ShadowDragon]

Send Xantalos to Purgatory.

[Xantalos]

FUCK
EVERYTHING
DESTROY
EVERYTHING
DEVOUR
ALL
KILL
EVERYTHING
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[Fireiy]

Sue everyone.

[Furtuka]

Build Ghost Mecha

(Congrats on having the most posts on Bay12 as of today GWG)

[GreatWyrmGold]

(Congrats on having the most posts on Bay12 as of today GWG)

((What the...holy carp you're right.))

[Furtuka]

((Everyone's been freaking over it for the past 6 hours over in GD in the WTF thread once Xantalos noticed that you had overtaken Darvi. ))

[Xantalos]

((Everyone's been freaking over it for the past 6 hours over in GD in the WTF thread once someone noticed that you had overtaken Darvi. ))

((Moi.))

[Orange Wizard]

((That's kinda cool, I guess))
"Hey, Stacy... how about giving me a quest?"

[Persus13]

Send Xantalos to Purgatory.

Aid action

[Tavik Toth]

Respawn as the leader of a space empire thing.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Send Xantalos to Purgatory.

[5+1] Bwa ha ha! Bwa ha ha! Oh crap!

FUCK
EVERYTHING
DESTROY
EVERYTHING
DEVOUR
ALL
KILL
EVERYTHING
HJFFFSTXYRYSHBJRGWTSGGJFUGHFNVJRHDFERFHDGRRAWWGGFHEHRRFSGCGDGODDAMMITTHERESNOTHINGINTERESTINGINTHISGAMEBECAUSENOTHINGSHAPPENINGIHAVENOIDEAWHATSGOINGON

You start babbling in Purgatory. The Purgatorials* look at you funny.
[5] Then you eat them and gain power.
*Pop Quiz Question: There are angels for Heaven and demons for Hell. What is the equivalent being for Purgatory?

Sue everyone.

[4] You sue a bunch of people, making a moderate fortune as people settle out-of-court.

Build Ghost Mecha

[5] You grab half a dozen ghosts, arrange them in a squat tower, and tell them they're the left leg. You grab half a dozen more for the right and demote one who volunteered to be the...male portion. You assign more ghosts to various parts, and once it's assembled you have them hold feet and bite shoulders and such so they're all connected. Ghost mecha? Not yet. You smack them a few times to solidify their essences into one, and show them Gundam, Transformers, Gigantor, Megas XLR, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, and Power Rangers. NOW they're ready to be a Ghost Mecha.

"Hey, Stacy... how about giving me a quest?"

"Such as?"

Respawn as the leader of a space empire thing.

[5] You respawn as the head of a neat global/lunar monarchy.