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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 209899 times)

ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Didn't Take
« Reply #1095 on: April 20, 2013, 07:10:33 am »

Order a palace built for Persus and me.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Didn't Take
« Reply #1096 on: April 20, 2013, 07:28:50 am »

fly into a plane.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Didn't Take
« Reply #1097 on: April 20, 2013, 08:23:33 am »

Defend souls that are being put on trial.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Didn't Take
« Reply #1098 on: April 20, 2013, 09:14:36 am »

Make sure Hitler and Stalin are being properly punished.
[3] They're being forced to watch episodes of Happy Days after Fonzie jumped over that shark, read Twilight, and participate in bi-hourly lava baths.

Kill myself.
Kill myself.
Aid action.
[3+1] You commit ritual suicide.

Order a palace built for Persus and me.
[5] It's glorious!

fly into a plane.
[4v4] You struggle with the falcon, causing your flight to droop. [3] An arrow grazes the falcon's wing.

Defend souls that are being put on trial.
[4] You're appointed Afterlife Defense Attorney.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Didn't Take
« Reply #1099 on: April 20, 2013, 02:35:41 pm »

fly into sun. Then come out as a reaper.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Didn't Take
« Reply #1100 on: April 20, 2013, 02:44:14 pm »

Order the construction of an institute of afterlife bureaucracy studies.
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ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Didn't Take
« Reply #1101 on: April 20, 2013, 02:57:51 pm »

Invade Valhalla.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Didn't Take
« Reply #1102 on: April 20, 2013, 04:31:32 pm »

Spawn in Valhalla.
Defend against that guy.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Didn't Take
« Reply #1103 on: April 20, 2013, 05:17:04 pm »

Make them watch The Room on repeat.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Didn't Take
« Reply #1104 on: April 20, 2013, 05:37:25 pm »

Wait, does this mean I'm dead too?

Spawn as Thor.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1105 on: April 20, 2013, 09:32:51 pm »

fly into sun. Then come out as a reaper.
You fly higher. You don't reach the sun.

Order the construction of an institute of afterlife bureaucracy studies.
[2] "Why? Maybe you should be watching that ghost army of your, they just got slaughtered."

Invade Valhalla.
[1v5] Strangely enough, valkyries beat ghosts.

Spawn in Valhalla.
Defend against that guy.

[3] You kill a ghost.

Make them watch The Room on repeat.
[2] "Their punishment is already bad enough."

Wait, does this mean I'm dead too?

Spawn as Thor.
No, you're alive. And no spawning as gods.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1106 on: April 20, 2013, 09:35:05 pm »

Go help my army and tell the court to speed up proceedings a little so I can get more recruits
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1107 on: April 20, 2013, 09:48:16 pm »

Sigh and assist Shadow Dragon's invasion of Valhalla.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1108 on: April 20, 2013, 09:56:28 pm »

Activate Aesir weaponry
Use it to wipe out invading army
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« Reply #1109 on: April 20, 2013, 11:21:25 pm »

Aw.

Ask the random NPC what his name is.
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