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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212167 times)

Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1080 on: April 18, 2013, 11:15:40 pm »
Dig hole into hell with my peg leg
Throw random guy down there
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1081 on: April 18, 2013, 11:31:19 pm »
Help Xantalos dig the hole, then throw him down.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1082 on: April 19, 2013, 01:38:12 am »
Become UMVC3 Phoenix Wright
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1083 on: April 19, 2013, 08:18:36 am »
Lower the workload of the ruler of my empire.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failing Yet Again
« Reply #1084 on: April 19, 2013, 12:37:13 pm »
fly into someone.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success!?!
« Reply #1085 on: April 19, 2013, 05:39:06 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on April 18, 2013, 08:08:00 pm
Take over Shadow Dragon's empire.
[5] You successfully execute a coup. You don't go insane.

Quote from: Furtuka on April 18, 2013, 08:17:26 pm
Order my clerks to place putting the souls of  Players on trial to be of utmost priority in order to get them before they can respawn and escape
[5] You do so.

Quote from: Xantalos on April 18, 2013, 11:15:40 pm
Dig hole into hell with my peg leg
Throw random guy down there
[4-2+1] You dig a hole maybe a foot wide and several inches deep. [2v1] You grab at thin air, almost accidentally elbowing the other guy in the face.
"Your fighting style is...unique, I must admit."

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 18, 2013, 11:31:19 pm
Help Xantalos dig the hole, then throw him down.
You aid his action, and then [6v6] struggle with him for a minute. It's comical and ends with a broken limb each and several broken bones for the NPC.

Quote from: Fireiy on April 19, 2013, 01:38:12 am
Become UMVC3 Phoenix Wright
[2] You don't. Good thing, I don't know what that is.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on April 19, 2013, 08:18:36 am
Lower the workload of the ruler of my empire.
[6] You make it easy for Persus to take over and prevent his insanity.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on April 19, 2013, 12:37:13 pm
fly into someone.
[5v2,5,4v2] You take control of the falcon, find someone important-looking, and fly into him. He stumbles backwards, clawing at the torso attached to your neck.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success!?!
« Reply #1086 on: April 19, 2013, 05:46:37 pm »
Hire Shadow Dragon as second-in-command.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success!?!
« Reply #1087 on: April 19, 2013, 06:00:47 pm »
Accept Persus13's offer.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success!?!
« Reply #1088 on: April 19, 2013, 06:27:10 pm »
Merge with person.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success!?!
« Reply #1089 on: April 19, 2013, 06:42:52 pm »
Helicopter away!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Success!?!
« Reply #1090 on: April 19, 2013, 08:36:04 pm »
Use my cosplaying powers to heal my broken limb, then hurl Xantalos down the hole.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Didn't Take
« Reply #1091 on: April 19, 2013, 08:46:06 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on April 19, 2013, 05:46:37 pm
Hire Shadow Dragon as second-in-command.
Quote from: ShadowDragon on April 19, 2013, 06:00:47 pm
Accept Persus13's offer.
Consider yourself hired, nutjob.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on April 19, 2013, 06:27:10 pm
Merge with person.
[3v5] The falcon decides it wants nothing of this and flies away. Some people are being called up to shoot it.

Quote from: Xantalos on April 19, 2013, 06:42:52 pm
Helicopter away!
You spin a bit.
"OH GOD MY LEG!"

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on April 19, 2013, 08:36:04 pm
Use my cosplaying powers to heal my broken limb, then hurl Xantalos down the hole.
"Cosplaying Powers Activate!" Nothing happens. You consider throwing Xantalos down the hole, but it's an awfully puny hole and your arm is still broken.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Didn't Take
« Reply #1092 on: April 19, 2013, 08:55:04 pm »
Make sure Hitler and Stalin are being properly punished.
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Didn't Take
« Reply #1093 on: April 19, 2013, 09:28:59 pm »
Kill myself.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Didn't Take
« Reply #1094 on: April 19, 2013, 09:48:12 pm »
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.
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