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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212259 times)

ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #960 on: March 28, 2013, 09:25:40 am »
Look for a library.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #961 on: March 28, 2013, 01:36:21 pm »
USE LEG AS HELICOPTER
RENT SELF OUT AT BIRTHDAY PARTIES
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #962 on: March 28, 2013, 02:08:54 pm »
This is a gonarch.

SPAWN AN ARMY OF HEADCRABS.
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #963 on: March 28, 2013, 03:22:15 pm »
Spawn an army. Look for something to take over.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #964 on: March 28, 2013, 03:58:38 pm »
Keep trying to harvest fungiwood.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #965 on: March 28, 2013, 04:49:29 pm »
ask if they know if there are any abandoned bases or something nearby.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: So Close!
« Reply #966 on: March 28, 2013, 09:36:28 pm »
Turn purgatory into the most fabulous, dramatic, incendiary, fun, horrifying, torturous, rigged,  and fair court system ever.
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It's FEF, not FEOF

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #967 on: March 30, 2013, 09:02:07 pm »
Quote from: Fireiy on March 28, 2013, 09:07:06 am
... Not sure if good or bad.
Find a person to defend in court.
[2] You find a chirping cricket.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 28, 2013, 09:25:40 am
Look for a library.
[2] You find a soggy piece of paper.

Quote from: Xantalos on March 28, 2013, 01:36:21 pm
USE LEG AS HELICOPTER
RENT SELF OUT AT BIRTHDAY PARTIES
[1-4] OWOWOWOWKWOWKWKWKWLWLWOWLWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your leg is essentially torn off.

Quote from: Vorthon on March 28, 2013, 02:08:54 pm
This is a gonarch.

SPAWN AN ARMY OF HEADCRABS.
[5] You do; the headcrabs start maturing.

Quote from: Persus13 on March 28, 2013, 03:22:15 pm
Spawn an army. Look for something to take over.
Step 1: Decode what the most amusing interpretation of the action is.
Step 2: Decide that that wouldn't be appropriate, go with the second-most.
Step 3: [2] You fail, so never mind.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 28, 2013, 03:58:38 pm
Keep trying to harvest fungiwood.
Step 1: Find Caverns. [4] You dig around and find caverns.
Step 2: Find Fungiwood. [3] You find a grove of tower-caps.
Step 3: Realize you need an axe.
Step 4: Cry like a little elf.
Step 5: [Nme:5] Hear the roar of a beast best left forgotten...

Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 28, 2013, 04:49:29 pm
ask if they know if there are any abandoned bases or something nearby.
"Um...there's one about 20, 30 miles east..."

Quote from: Furtuka on March 28, 2013, 09:36:28 pm
Turn purgatory into the most fabulous, dramatic, incendiary, fun, horrifying, torturous, rigged,  and fair court system ever.
[5-1] You begin work on making Purgatory into a massive oxymoron.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #968 on: March 30, 2013, 09:30:15 pm »
Hijack the RTD.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2013, 08:12:05 am by Persus13 »
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #969 on: March 30, 2013, 10:08:52 pm »
CONQUER THE WOOOOOOOOORLD!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #970 on: March 31, 2013, 12:19:27 am »
Find a courtroom.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #971 on: March 31, 2013, 01:56:52 am »
Steal someone else's legs
Set up a safety net below Insanity
« Last Edit: March 31, 2013, 10:52:07 pm by Xantalos »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #972 on: March 31, 2013, 09:00:18 am »
Go to Purgatory.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #973 on: March 31, 2013, 11:21:26 am »
Ask if they want to come along to see if there is anything worth taking.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I Come Back to Failure
« Reply #974 on: March 31, 2013, 10:49:56 pm »
Find bridge. Stand on it, and wait for the forgotten beast. Become Gandalf.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.
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