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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 214499 times)

Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #900 on: March 21, 2013, 03:08:37 am »
Keep trying!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #901 on: March 21, 2013, 06:33:20 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on March 20, 2013, 07:16:49 pm
Recruit team of plot devices friends to convince afterlife to help me defeat heaven.
In epic dance battle.
Quote from: TCM on March 20, 2013, 08:31:13 pm
Beat up this person.
And for good measure:
Quote from: Persus13 on March 20, 2013, 08:14:48 pm
join xantalos' team. Begin a 5 man band by also recruiting a chick and a monster.
[2v5] Xantalos dances away from TCM. [1] He then drives everyone but Perzus off his team.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 20, 2013, 07:32:34 pm
Respawn. Make altar to Armok.
[6] You make one and anoint it with your own lifeblood. They call it that for a reason. Respawn?

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 20, 2013, 11:38:25 pm
Find the funny rocks again. Use them to grow mushrooms, possibly by enhancing the fungus which grows around my body.
The funny rocks seem to give you an internal clock this time, and make the fungus on your toes even more disturbing than normal.
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #902 on: March 21, 2013, 06:38:55 am »
Recruit more to the team.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #903 on: March 21, 2013, 07:49:08 am »
Go to afterlife.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #904 on: March 21, 2013, 11:35:34 am »
Respawn as near to a Spaceship with frendlies on it as possilbe. As an armoured knight.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #905 on: March 21, 2013, 03:36:27 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on March 20, 2013, 07:23:05 pm
Respawn with a hundred hands and fifty heads
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #906 on: March 21, 2013, 03:36:57 pm »
BECOME AXE COP
DO AXE DANCE AGAINST HEAVEN
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #907 on: March 21, 2013, 03:48:46 pm »
Kick my creation, muttering in arcane tongues.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #908 on: March 21, 2013, 10:45:09 pm »
Transplant my toe-fungus to the underground mushroom farm.
Use my internal clock to figure out what the time is.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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The Art of Minimalism VII: Putting the 'Life' in "Afterlife"
« Reply #909 on: March 22, 2013, 09:41:36 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on March 21, 2013, 06:38:55 am
Recruit more to the team.
[5] Sure.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 21, 2013, 07:49:08 am
Go to afterlife.
Go ahead.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 21, 2013, 11:35:34 am
Respawn as near to a Spaceship with frendlies on it as possilbe. As an armoured knight.
I'm going to let this succeed.
You respawn close to one indeed. You then start falling, suffocating, and decompressing. Respawn?

Quote from: Xantalos on March 21, 2013, 03:36:57 pm
BECOME AXE COP
DO AXE DANCE AGAINST HEAVEN
[5] You are Chief of Police and find [5] an obsidian axe on fire. [5+1] Your dance is so awesome that you end up a limbless guy. Like last time, but now you're on fire.

Quote from: Vorthon on March 21, 2013, 03:48:46 pm
Kick my creation, muttering in arcane tongues.
This does nothing.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 21, 2013, 10:45:09 pm
Transplant my toe-fungus to the underground mushroom farm.
Use my internal clock to figure out what the time is.
[6] It overtakes the farm with inedible and probably toxic fungi. [2] It's bedtime.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Putting the 'Life' in "Afterlife"
« Reply #910 on: March 22, 2013, 09:43:03 pm »
Latch onto my creation's head and try to animate it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Putting the 'Life' in "Afterlife"
« Reply #911 on: March 22, 2013, 09:49:08 pm »
CONTIUE AWESOME DANCE
SWITCH TO LIMBLESS BREAKDANCE MODE
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Putting the 'Life' in "Afterlife"
« Reply #912 on: March 22, 2013, 09:52:00 pm »
kill everyone not on the team.
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Putting the 'Life' in "Afterlife"
« Reply #913 on: March 23, 2013, 01:47:24 am »
Go to bed.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Putting the 'Life' in "Afterlife"
« Reply #914 on: March 23, 2013, 08:07:57 am »
Go to Hades.
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