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[GreatWyrmGold]

Punch FFS in the snake!

[3v3] You graze the serpent's head and freeformschooler's hand.

Yes. Yes it does. Grab my angry snake and use its venom to violate my attackers.

[6v1] You grab the snake's head, crushing it and injecting venom into your hand. [1] Respawn?

Run up and crowbar Furtaka to death.

[2v3] You really do suck, don't you? Respawn?

Gain a random mutation from the metamorphica.

[4] You gain telepathy of the read-only variety.

Use the rocks from mining out the cave to assemble some furniture.

[4] You make a table, a chair, and a really uncomfortable bed.

Begin dancing

[6] You dance and can't stop.

Respawn as a demon.

No.

Models do not count. keep on looking.

[3-2] You find a few zombies, do they count?

Sneak-attack Fieriy.

[6v3] He never saw it coming...

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P.S. I've revised my offer. If this gets into the Hall of Fame, you get a turn of automatic successes, no matter what you try to do. You really need it.

[Vorthon]

Try to lash a flesh-golem mount together out of all the people I've slain, and ride it to glory.

[ShadowDragon]

Respawn in Hell.

[Fireiy]

Respawn as a WWII soldier.

[freeformschooler]

Nah. Don't respawn.

[Furtuka]

Punch Persus in the mind!

[Orange Wizard]

Try and make my bed more comfortable. Then set up an underground mushroom farm, in the shallow soil if necessary.

[Tavik Toth]

NO. Keep trying to find a TSAB ship.

[Xantalos]

CONTINUE DANCING
MY DNACE GROWS IN POWER

[GreatWyrmGold]

Try to lash a flesh-golem mount together out of all the people I've slain, and ride it to glory.

[5] Using an unheadcrabbian level of creativity and pedal dexterity, you turn several corpses into a single larger corpse. Any attempts to ride it are impeded by its malevolent lack of motility.

Respawn in Hell.

[5] You respawn as a demon.

Respawn as a WWII soldier.

[1] You respawn as a baby baby boomer.

Punch Persus in the mind!

After a moment of philosophical contemplation ,you decide the mind is seated in the [4] head. [6v4] You punch him in the head, causing painful bruises on your hand.

Try and make my bed more comfortable. Then set up an underground mushroom farm, in the shallow soil if necessary.

[3-1] There's nothing to make it more comfortable. [3] You dig a farm, and realize how useful mushrooms might be to your endeavour...

NO. Keep trying to find a TSAB ship.

The zombies you found may impede your search, as they are [3+1v1] mauling you.

CONTINUE DANCING
MY DNACE GROWS IN POWER

[5] You are an excellent dancer, if getting a little tired. Your dnace isn't showing up...

[Xantalos]

Lead entire afterlife in epic dance battle against Heaven

[Vorthon]

Find a way to animate my creation, and have it recognize me as its master.

[ShadowDragon]

Eat someone's soul.

[Tavik Toth]

then escape them then look for the ship.

[Persus13]

Murder furtaka