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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212293 times)

Fireiy

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #855 on: March 17, 2013, 06:44:03 pm »

Punch Fireiy in the wrench!
Start whacking him with a crowbar.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #856 on: March 17, 2013, 08:48:35 pm »

Momma's in Heaven?!
Summon Fresh Prince
Get my life flipturned upside down
Now in heaven
« Last Edit: March 17, 2013, 08:52:57 pm by Xantalos »
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Fireiy

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #857 on: March 17, 2013, 08:52:31 pm »

Momma's in Heaven?!
Summon Fresh Prince
Get life flipturned upside down
Now in heaven

If you did that successfully, your momma would then be in hell. Right...
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #858 on: March 17, 2013, 08:53:19 pm »

Momma's in Heaven?!
Summon Fresh Prince
Get life flipturned upside down
Now in heaven

If you did that successfully, your momma would then be in hell. Right...
Edited. Thanks!
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Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #859 on: March 17, 2013, 10:28:39 pm »

Dig a secondary tunnel away from the glowing metal stuff.
Carve out living apartments for myself.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #860 on: March 18, 2013, 09:08:45 pm »

Punch Fireiy in the wrench!
[6v1] You punch it out of his grasp and into his head!

Look for weapons.
[6] You find a hand grenade. No pin though. Best part, you find out what happens when you die in heaven! Respawn?

Also look for weapons.
[1] Does an angry snake count as a weapon?

Go find another version of the TSAB ship. somehow.
[4-1] Models count?

Do something to someone.
[0] You do sashimi to yourself. Respawn?

I'm obviously a headcrab ninja. Start sneak-attacking people.
[5] You slay the NPC.

Punch Fireiy in the wrench!
Start whacking him with a crowbar.
You get hit in the head with your wrench, dazing you! [5-1v1] WAK WAK WAK.

Momma's in Heaven?!
Summon Fresh Prince
Get my life flipturned upside down
Now in heaven

[3] You summon Prince. Or maybe he's not Prince anymore again.

Dig a secondary tunnel away from the glowing metal stuff.
Carve out living apartments for myself.

[3] You dig a cave.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #861 on: March 18, 2013, 09:14:41 pm »

Punch FFS in the snake!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #862 on: March 18, 2013, 09:32:05 pm »

Yes. Yes it does. Grab my angry snake and use its venom to violate my attackers.
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Fireiy

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #863 on: March 18, 2013, 09:33:38 pm »

Run up and crowbar Furtaka to death.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #864 on: March 18, 2013, 10:01:03 pm »

Gain a random mutation from the metamorphica.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #865 on: March 18, 2013, 10:12:15 pm »

Use the rocks from mining out the cave to assemble some furniture.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #866 on: March 19, 2013, 02:00:30 am »

Begin dancing
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #867 on: March 19, 2013, 07:16:46 am »

Respawn as a demon.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #868 on: March 19, 2013, 11:39:44 am »

Models do not count. keep on looking.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Back to the Failure
« Reply #869 on: March 19, 2013, 11:51:54 am »

Sneak-attack Fieriy.
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