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ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #840 on: March 17, 2013, 07:03:37 am »
Ask for power from angel.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #841 on: March 17, 2013, 07:17:38 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on March 16, 2013, 09:48:59 pm
Nah. Torture my torturers.
[2v3+1]
"Is this really what your mother would want to see you doing?"
"Yes."

Quote from: Vorthon on March 16, 2013, 10:02:13 pm
Try to take Fireiy as a host. Gordon Freeman Headcrab Zombie would be an unstoppable force.
[4v5] That hypothesis is untested. As it the hypothesis "It is hypothetically possible for these people to hit you with a crowbar."

Quote from: freeformschooler on March 16, 2013, 10:14:27 pm
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. This place sucks. Break off a branch and start whittling it into a spear.
[5] You break off a sturdy bough and [1] break the only knife you could find.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 17, 2013, 12:41:27 am
Dig a tunnel down through the soil. Try to find bedrock.
[6] You make yet another such tunnel and discover some sort of glowing metal stuff...and your right arm feels funny.

Quote from: Fireiy on March 17, 2013, 04:00:43 am
Keep crowbarring it!!!
You and the other guy [1,2v3,3] miss, with you hitting your other foot. Are you SURE you're Freeman?

Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 17, 2013, 05:16:04 am
take the ship then use it to find a shipyard on the planet.
The ship seems to be broken, which would explain a lot.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 17, 2013, 07:03:37 am
Ask for power from angel.
[5-1v5] "No."
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #842 on: March 17, 2013, 07:31:43 am »
find someone who knows how to use and fix the ship in the area.
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ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #843 on: March 17, 2013, 07:56:15 am »
Ask for a quest.
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Fireiy

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #844 on: March 17, 2013, 08:18:39 am »
Maybe I'm not Freeman...
Whack the headcrab with a wrench!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #845 on: March 17, 2013, 10:36:27 am »
ASK THE GAMEMASTER FOR AN EPIC QUEST
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #846 on: March 17, 2013, 11:49:57 am »
Punch Vorthon in the headcrab!
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #847 on: March 17, 2013, 11:52:22 am »
Summon my mother to prove it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #848 on: March 17, 2013, 01:05:45 pm »
Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 17, 2013, 07:31:43 am
find someone who knows how to use and fix the ship in the area.
[1] You find a number of zombies in the area who want to destroy the ship and, ideally, you.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 17, 2013, 07:56:15 am
Ask for a quest.
"What am I, some mere quest-giving NPC?" [6] "Although now that you mention it, there IS a major demon running amok near one of the lower levels of Heaven, why don't you put a stop to it?"

Quote from: Fireiy on March 17, 2013, 08:18:39 am
Maybe I'm not Freeman...
Whack the headcrab with a wrench!
[3v5] It scuttles out of the way. Someone punches your face!

Quote from: freeformschooler on March 17, 2013, 10:36:27 am
ASK THE GAMEMASTER FOR AN EPIC QUEST
How about you [3] snag 20 headcrab legs?

Quote from: Furtuka on March 17, 2013, 11:49:57 am
Punch Vorthon in the headcrab!
[1v2] You punch Freeman in the face, man!

Quote from: Xantalos on March 17, 2013, 11:52:22 am
Summon my mother to prove it.
[5] Since your mother is in Heaven, disapproving of your actions, you summon these demons' mothers. [2] They seem pretty content with their spawns' job, although they're a bit critical on the demons' low positions or lack of granddemons for them to hold or something.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #849 on: March 17, 2013, 01:06:46 pm »
Punch Fireiy in the wrench!
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ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #850 on: March 17, 2013, 01:12:40 pm »
Look for weapons.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #851 on: March 17, 2013, 01:19:35 pm »
Excellent.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 17, 2013, 01:12:40 pm
Look for weapons.

Also look for weapons.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #852 on: March 17, 2013, 01:23:25 pm »
Go find another version of the TSAB ship. somehow.
« Last Edit: March 18, 2013, 11:29:50 am by Tavik Toth »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #853 on: March 17, 2013, 01:35:55 pm »
Do something to someone.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #854 on: March 17, 2013, 04:36:35 pm »
I'm obviously a headcrab ninja. Start sneak-attacking people.
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