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freeformschooler

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Plushy Omnicide
« Reply #825 on: March 16, 2013, 03:19:01 pm »
Wait, I'm dead? Respawn, depressed that the zombie dragon concubine was all a dream. Or was it?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #826 on: March 16, 2013, 04:34:31 pm »
Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 16, 2013, 09:27:29 am
Go to afterlife.
[5] You go to heaven. Ready to respawn?

Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 16, 2013, 09:33:44 am
Respawn on TSAB ship a brititsh soldier.

"Not again."
[5] You do. It's the same ship, full of corpses.

Quote from: Furtuka on March 16, 2013, 11:49:44 am
Respawn. Punch Xantalos in the plush
You respawn, but Xantalos is too dead to be found.

Quote from: Xantalos on March 16, 2013, 11:51:01 am
Ascend to Killer's heaven.
No such thing. [1] So you go to Hell instead.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 16, 2013, 02:38:06 pm
Respawn as dwarf. Preferably with a pick.
[5] You respawn as...a dwarf. With a pick.

Quote from: freeformschooler on March 16, 2013, 03:19:01 pm
Wait, I'm dead? Respawn, depressed that the zombie dragon concubine was all a dream. Or was it?
Oh, I hope so.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #827 on: March 16, 2013, 04:55:18 pm »
Relax in Hell, my admirers fawning over me for all eternity, knowing that I was awesome.
Oh, and collapse the ground of the field.
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #828 on: March 16, 2013, 05:10:12 pm »
bring them back to life if possible
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #829 on: March 16, 2013, 05:14:22 pm »
Where am I now?
Go look for loot.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #830 on: March 16, 2013, 05:14:56 pm »
Look for a god.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #831 on: March 16, 2013, 05:46:00 pm »
Respawn as a headcrab. Attach myself to the nearest human being.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #832 on: March 16, 2013, 09:41:53 pm »
Respawn as Gordon Freeman. Find headcrabs to crowbar.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #833 on: March 16, 2013, 09:44:15 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on March 16, 2013, 04:55:18 pm
Relax in Hell, my admirers fawning over me for all eternity, knowing that I was awesome.
Oh, and collapse the ground of the field.
That's not how Hell works.
[1] You get some really horrible torture. Care to try and escape?

Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 16, 2013, 05:10:12 pm
bring them back to life if possible
It's not; that would typically fall under the perview of "magic."

Quote from: freeformschooler on March 16, 2013, 05:14:22 pm
Where am I now?
Go look for loot.
You're in this fieldy place with some holes in the ground and trees around, which rhymes. [3] You find $1.42 in change.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 16, 2013, 05:14:56 pm
Look for a god.
[3] You find an angel.

Quote from: Vorthon on March 16, 2013, 05:46:00 pm
Respawn as a headcrab. Attach myself to the nearest human being.
[6] You do, eating the human's head and getting crowbard at. [3v4] You dodge the first and [1v5] laugh at the second.

Quote from: Fireiy on March 16, 2013, 09:41:53 pm
Respawn as Gordon Freeman. Find headcrabs to crowbar.
[3] You find one. [1v5] You crowbar your foot. Hilarious.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #834 on: March 16, 2013, 09:48:59 pm »
Nah. Torture my torturers.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #835 on: March 16, 2013, 10:02:13 pm »
Try to take Fireiy as a host. Gordon Freeman Headcrab Zombie would be an unstoppable force.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #836 on: March 16, 2013, 10:14:27 pm »
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. This place sucks. Break off a branch and start whittling it into a spear.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #837 on: March 17, 2013, 12:41:27 am »
Dig a tunnel down through the soil. Try to find bedrock.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2013, 12:45:34 am by InsanityIncarnate »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #838 on: March 17, 2013, 04:00:43 am »
Keep crowbarring it!!!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: After the End
« Reply #839 on: March 17, 2013, 05:16:04 am »
take the ship then use it to find a shipyard on the planet.
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