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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 214009 times)

Fireiy

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Grab my gun and shoot Xantalos. Failing that, whack HIM.
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superBlast

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Damn... taking over the universe with robots s gonna be hard to do that way....

Spawn as a really really lucky guy.
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Inspect chipped pieces, I don't need a big one at all. One that would fit the palm of my hand.
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smash the door down.
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Become a tree. I'm in the ground, and I'm an elf. All I gotta do is concentrate. :v
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Start of Success
« Reply #650 on: February 25, 2013, 09:55:38 pm »

Roll around until I find someone
Kill and eat them

[1] You eat someone's leg. Yours.

Respawn as roc.
How about an eagle?

Grab my gun and shoot Xantalos. Failing that, whack HIM.
[4v4] He takes the slug to the abdomen.

Spawn as a really really lucky guy.
[6] You are really, really lucky. Not all luck is good.

Inspect chipped pieces, I don't need a big one at all. One that would fit the palm of my hand.
[4] You find a palm-sized chunk of hammer. Or maybe jack.

smash the door down.
[4-2] No such luck.

Become a tree. I'm in the ground, and I'm an elf. All I gotta do is concentrate. :v
[5] It works. Wait, what?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Start of Success
« Reply #651 on: February 25, 2013, 10:00:45 pm »

Find a build bot and program it to... make a giant mech! Make it use the kill bots and drones and the other build bots as material!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Start of Success
« Reply #652 on: February 25, 2013, 10:00:54 pm »

"Oh, break time!"
Go bird hunting.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Start of Success
« Reply #653 on: February 25, 2013, 10:22:49 pm »

FUS ROH DA
BREAK THE GROUND IN HALF
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Start of Success
« Reply #654 on: February 25, 2013, 10:43:48 pm »

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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Start of Success
« Reply #655 on: February 25, 2013, 10:53:33 pm »

Attempt to cut off section of crystal. Small.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Never Mind
« Reply #656 on: February 25, 2013, 11:45:42 pm »

Find a build bot and program it to... make a giant mech! Make it use the kill bots and drones and the other build bots as material!
There are, sadly, no such robots available.

"Oh, break time!"
Go bird hunting.
[4] You shoot some pigeons.

FUS ROH DA
BREAK THE GROUND IN HALF

You shout. Not much happens.

smash the door down.
You would, but some idiot in another universe shot you. Respawn?
(You failed so badly you felt it in other universes!)

Attempt to cut off section of crystal. Small.
[4-1-1] You fail.
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Never Mind
« Reply #657 on: February 25, 2013, 11:48:08 pm »

What? -2? What?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Never Mind
« Reply #658 on: February 25, 2013, 11:51:19 pm »

Die.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Never Mind
« Reply #659 on: February 25, 2013, 11:55:44 pm »

What!? I spawned them to make the kill bots o.O Ah whatever..... beat down a kill bot and turn it into a build bot!
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