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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 213499 times)

misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #630 on: February 24, 2013, 07:41:20 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 06:49:41 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on February 24, 2013, 03:23:47 pm
Become a sword
No. How would you?
Quote from: superBlast on February 24, 2013, 02:51:59 pm
Spawn about a dozen flying drones who's sole purpose is to protect me from harm.
[4] Sure!
There seems to be a logical disconnect here.
Obtain sharp object, cut crystal to acceptable size.
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #631 on: February 24, 2013, 07:49:26 pm »
Learn the art of not needing to breathe.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Understandable Discrimination
« Reply #632 on: February 24, 2013, 10:28:48 pm »
Quote from: Fireiy on February 24, 2013, 06:50:22 pm
Civil Protection: Guy from HL-2 that's basically the corrupt police force.
Go whack someone in the face with a stun stick.
[4] Ouch! Poor cripple. He bit it!

Quote from: Xantalos on February 24, 2013, 06:50:35 pm
Eat the closest metal thing.
[2-1] You try to, but you cut your mouth on the broken stun stick. ZZAP!

Quote from: ShadowDragon on February 24, 2013, 07:13:53 pm
Quote from: Persus13 on February 24, 2013, 07:07:31 pm
Quote from: Persus13 on February 24, 2013, 04:08:50 pm
Quote from: Persus13 on February 24, 2013, 10:59:31 am
smash the door down.
Aid action.
How? You're inanimate.

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Quote from: Persus13 on February 24, 2013, 04:08:50 pm
Quote from: Persus13 on February 24, 2013, 10:59:31 am
smash the door down.
[1-1] You bacs is even more solidly closed!

Quote from: superBlast on February 24, 2013, 07:18:27 pm
Now that I got some protection from these crazy people.

Spawn a bunch of small build bots that's made to build human sized kill bots that listen to my orders. Spawn the raw material for them to build the kill bots with.
[6] You spawn a bunch of killbots who destroy you. Respawn?

Quote from: misko27 on February 24, 2013, 07:41:20 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 06:49:41 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on February 24, 2013, 03:23:47 pm
Become a sword
No. How would you?
Quote from: superBlast on February 24, 2013, 02:51:59 pm
Spawn about a dozen flying drones who's sole purpose is to protect me from harm.
[4] Sure!
There seems to be a logical disconnect here.
superBLAST is the item spawning thing. Xantalos is not a shapeshifter.

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Obtain sharp object, cut crystal to acceptable size.
[5] You find a jackhammer. [2-1] The jackhammer shatters on the crystal.

Quote from: Vorthon on February 24, 2013, 07:49:26 pm
Learn the art of not needing to breathe.
[4] You learn how to not breathe so much.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #633 on: February 24, 2013, 10:31:31 pm »
Regenerate lost limbs
Introduce plotline
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #634 on: February 24, 2013, 10:38:18 pm »
What!? What happened to my protection drones that i spawned before!? They just sit is their shiny metal asses and let me die... er... get destroyed?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #635 on: February 24, 2013, 11:56:28 pm »
Interesting. Clearly at least I have a fine crystal. I WILL BE THE JEDI.
 
Locate sharp object, cut Crystal.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #636 on: February 25, 2013, 12:13:20 am »
Begin devouring the earth.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #637 on: February 25, 2013, 12:50:11 am »
Whack the guy again.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #638 on: February 25, 2013, 01:06:31 am »
Laugh at Xantalos. Gouge out his eyes.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #639 on: February 25, 2013, 07:26:25 am »
smash the door down.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #640 on: February 25, 2013, 08:30:31 am »
Respawn as SCP-682.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #641 on: February 25, 2013, 11:46:10 am »
Explore base for mechs. and fuel, and ammo. and mabye a pilot if possible.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #642 on: February 25, 2013, 06:47:28 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on February 24, 2013, 10:31:31 pm
Regenerate lost limbs
Introduce plotline
You can't regenerate limbs. Doesn't help that the other guy hit you again with his zappy-club.

Quote from: superBlast on February 24, 2013, 10:38:18 pm
What!? What happened to my protection drones that i spawned before!? They just sit is their shiny metal asses and let me die... er... get destroyed?
Dang lazy drones, not working when the killbots destroy them.

Quote from: misko27 on February 24, 2013, 11:56:28 pm
Interesting. Clearly at least I have a fine crystal. I WILL BE THE JEDI.
 
Locate sharp object, cut Crystal.
[5] You find another jackhammer. [4-1] This one chips the crystal before breaking.

Quote from: Vorthon on February 25, 2013, 12:13:20 am
Begin devouring the earth.
[5] You avoid gastrointestinal issues by not gorging yourself on soil.

Quote from: Fireiy on February 25, 2013, 12:50:11 am
Whack the guy again.
[4] You hit him.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on February 25, 2013, 01:06:31 am
Laugh at Xantalos. Gouge out his eyes.
[4] You find Xantalos. [2] You peck at his forehead.

Quote from: Persus13 on February 25, 2013, 07:26:25 am
smash the door down.
[4-2] You fail to do so.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on February 25, 2013, 08:30:31 am
Respawn as SCP-682.
No.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on February 25, 2013, 11:46:10 am
Explore base for mechs. and fuel, and ammo. and mabye a pilot if possible.
[5] You find a fellow pilot and some fuel.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #643 on: February 25, 2013, 06:50:32 pm »
Roll around until I find someone
Kill and eat them
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #644 on: February 25, 2013, 06:52:47 pm »
Respawn as roc.
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