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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 214198 times)

Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #585 on: February 23, 2013, 07:23:57 pm »
find armoury and/or motor pool.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #586 on: February 23, 2013, 07:41:23 pm »
Respawn as SCP-014-J.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #587 on: February 23, 2013, 08:03:17 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on February 23, 2013, 07:06:54 pm
Using lumberkinesis, build myself wooden arms and legs.
You don't have lumberkinesis or lumber.

Quote from: Vorthon on February 23, 2013, 07:08:45 pm
Respawn as a dorf. Be on fire. Run into a booze stockpile.
[1] You are an elf.

Quote from: Persus13 on February 23, 2013, 07:19:54 pm
Open the door of metal shack. If fail ask someone if they can be my battering ram.
[1] You shove the door stuckeder.
"Hey! Who wants be to smash their head against this metal thing until it falls apart or you do?" No one responds.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on February 23, 2013, 07:23:57 pm
find armoury and/or motor pool.
[4] You find the [Tails] motor pool.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on February 23, 2013, 07:41:23 pm
Respawn as SCP-014-J.
[1] You respawn as a clean, unimportant spoon.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #588 on: February 23, 2013, 08:05:18 pm »
Commune with nature, summon bear army.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #589 on: February 23, 2013, 08:06:43 pm »
Develop Ability: Prehensile Beard
Grow beard out to enormous lengths
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #590 on: February 23, 2013, 08:21:01 pm »
Gain telekinesis.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #591 on: February 23, 2013, 09:16:33 pm »
See what there is in the motor pool.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #592 on: February 23, 2013, 09:33:28 pm »
Unscrew up whatever I screwed up. Make sure I make a back up that isn't screwed up up.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #593 on: February 23, 2013, 10:21:22 pm »
Use shadowdragon to pick the lock on the door.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #594 on: February 23, 2013, 10:30:45 pm »
Start pulling out my feathers. Make a feathersword.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #595 on: February 23, 2013, 11:22:25 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on February 23, 2013, 08:05:18 pm
Commune with nature, summon bear army.
[4] You summon seven bears.

Quote from: Xantalos on February 23, 2013, 08:06:43 pm
Develop Ability: Prehensile Beard
Grow beard out to enormous lengths
[1] You shave.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on February 23, 2013, 08:21:01 pm
Gain telekinesis.
[2] No.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on February 23, 2013, 09:16:33 pm
See what there is in the motor pool.
Vehicles.
Specifically, [3] a pair of tanks.

Quote from: superBlast on February 23, 2013, 09:33:28 pm
Unscrew up whatever I screwed up. Make sure I make a back up that isn't screwed up up.
[1] You cause the computer to explode.

Quote from: Persus13 on February 23, 2013, 10:21:22 pm
Use shadowdragon to pick the lock on the door.
There is no lock, it's stuck.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on February 23, 2013, 10:30:45 pm
Start pulling out my feathers. Make a feathersword.
You start ripping out feathers. [6-1] Using feathers, saliva, and soil, you make an actually-kinda-sharp swordlike thing.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #596 on: February 23, 2013, 11:25:27 pm »
No!
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
REGROW BEARD IN A MATTER OF SECONDS
KILTURHRYFGTRYURGŠ
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #597 on: February 23, 2013, 11:34:52 pm »
Damnit! Go find where the nanobots are get them to reconstruct the computer.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #598 on: February 24, 2013, 12:41:19 am »
Spawn as Civil Protection
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #599 on: February 24, 2013, 01:37:09 am »
Wait, what? I actually succeeded in making a feathersword? Awesome.
Test the sword by cutting off Xantalos' appendages.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.
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