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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #570 on: February 23, 2013, 06:16:40 am »
((Ft Brag?))
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #571 on: February 23, 2013, 08:58:35 am »
Output daemon lord loyal to me.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #572 on: February 23, 2013, 09:51:00 am »
Quote from: Persus13 on February 22, 2013, 10:36:34 pm
continue adding people to shadowdragon
[4v6] Nope.

Quote from: superBlast on February 22, 2013, 10:36:49 pm
Great... time learn the old fashioned way, first make a backup of everything on the ultracomputer in case I screw something up.
[1] You screw something up while performing the backup.

Quote from: misko27 on February 22, 2013, 10:47:53 pm
Strangle self. Stab self in foot. Kill self. When sucessful, Respawn as Scientist, with Force Powers. IS NOT MAGIC. IS THE FORCE.
[2-1] You fail to strangle yourself, instead giving TCM a neck massage. [4-1] You poke yourself in the foot with your finger. [1-1] You give yourself some medicine.

Quote from: Vorthon on February 22, 2013, 11:05:31 pm
Respawn as a tap-dancing gnome. Confuse the world with my prowess.
[3] You respawn as a tap-dancer.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on February 22, 2013, 11:10:36 pm
Fly sort of glide at Xantalos and steal his sword.
You flap over to Xantalos and [1] strain, strain, strain at the sword, but it's too heavy to pick up so you just stand on it.

Quote from: Xantalos on February 23, 2013, 12:29:55 am
Stab II as he goes overhead while I stab my sword upward in the air, screaming, "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!"
Become He-Man.
(II = Insanity Incarnate)
You don't have any hands, only half a metal arm.

Quote from: Furtuka on February 23, 2013, 12:37:03 am
Force InsanityIncarnate and Nosaneinme to fight to the death
[2] No.

Quote from: Fireiy on February 23, 2013, 02:02:03 am
Kill someone.
[1] You're someone! Respawn?

Quote from: Tavik Toth on February 23, 2013, 06:16:40 am
((Ft Brag?))
It's in North Carolina, IIRC. Google/Wikipedia it. It's a bit less abandoned than this one is.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on February 23, 2013, 08:58:35 am
Output daemon lord loyal to me.
...No.
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[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #573 on: February 23, 2013, 09:59:19 am »
Gain mobility.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #574 on: February 23, 2013, 10:27:07 am »
Explore Ft brag.
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #575 on: February 23, 2013, 11:24:08 am »
Fort Bragg is cool

Dump someone else into shadowdragon.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #576 on: February 23, 2013, 11:34:04 am »
Explode someone
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #577 on: February 23, 2013, 02:46:36 pm »
Confuse the world with my prowess.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #578 on: February 23, 2013, 03:13:16 pm »
Peck off a smaller chunk of sword, seeing as I can't pick up the whole one.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #579 on: February 23, 2013, 04:53:27 pm »
Get hand
Stab InsanityIncarnate, screaming, "FIND YER OWN SWORD!"
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL
BECOME HE-MAN
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #580 on: February 23, 2013, 05:17:03 pm »
Come on asshole, TCM only showed up for 2 rounds.

Poke angry dogs. Plan to shoot the president. Buy assualt rifle.
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The Age of Man is over. It is the Fire's turn now

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #581 on: February 23, 2013, 07:03:37 pm »
Quote from: ShadowDragon on February 23, 2013, 09:59:19 am
Gain mobility.
[6] You blast off into a twinkle in the sky. Respawn?

Quote from: Tavik Toth on February 23, 2013, 10:27:07 am
Explore Ft brag.
[3] You enter the fort. It looks...sorta cool, you guess.

Quote from: Persus13 on February 23, 2013, 11:24:08 am
Dump someone else into shadowdragon.
[3v3] You and misko struggle a bit. Then Shadow blasts off.

Quote from: Furtuka on February 23, 2013, 11:34:04 am
Explode someone
You glare at random people. No one explodes.

Quote from: Vorthon on February 23, 2013, 02:46:36 pm
Confuse the world with my prowess.
[6] You tap-dance straight onto ShadowDragon right before he takes off. Sure, the acceleration isn't healthy, but they're confused. Respawn?

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on February 23, 2013, 03:13:16 pm
Peck off a smaller chunk of sword, seeing as I can't pick up the whole one.
peckpeckpeck. [1] Your beak is chipped.

Quote from: Xantalos on February 23, 2013, 04:53:27 pm
Get hand
Stab InsanityIncarnate, screaming, "FIND YER OWN SWORD!"
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL
BECOME HE-MAN
[1] You break off the rest of your last arm. This doesn't do much. Angry, you kick the chicken. [4v6] It dodges.

Quote from: misko27 on February 23, 2013, 05:17:03 pm
Come on asshole, TCM only showed up for 2 rounds.
Hey, I'm trying not to restrict you too much.

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Poke angry dogs. Plan to shoot the president. Buy assualt rifle.
[4] You find some angry dogs and poke them. They are angry at you. [5v1] There goes your [Tails] other head. You're free!
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #582 on: February 23, 2013, 07:06:54 pm »
Using lumberkinesis, build myself wooden arms and legs.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #583 on: February 23, 2013, 07:08:45 pm »
Respawn as a dorf. Be on fire. Run into a booze stockpile.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think
« Reply #584 on: February 23, 2013, 07:19:54 pm »
Great, uhhhhh... Open the door of metal shack. If fail ask someone if they can be my battering ram.
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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