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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 213741 times)

TCM

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #450 on: February 16, 2013, 12:31:11 pm »
Shoot one of the players.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #451 on: February 16, 2013, 06:42:43 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on February 15, 2013, 10:47:22 pm
Eat Vorthon to gain his powers
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #452 on: February 18, 2013, 01:48:06 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on February 15, 2013, 09:45:05 pm
Respawn with credit card. Salvage and extract remaining metals.
[5] [5-1] You have a bunch of some metallic ore and a credit card.

Quote from: Xantalos on February 15, 2013, 09:45:45 pm
Chop the planet in on in half.
You hit the ground with your axe. You repeat the process. How deep do you get? [2] A few inches. [2-1] One foot--yours. Your axe is all dirty and getting blunter.

Quote from: Vorthon on February 15, 2013, 09:52:12 pm
Respawn as a swarm of honeybees. Annoy everybody else, giving them a penalty on their rolls.
[4] Thanks for making me go back and rewrite the other two.

Quote from: Furtuka on February 15, 2013, 10:47:22 pm
Eat Vorthon to gain his powers
[4-1+1] You eat a few honeybees. It does not taste like honey. It tastes like [6] eggs being laid in your head. You ate the queen of Vorthon and some workers, who are eating through your flesh to make a hive..

Quote from: superBlast on February 16, 2013, 07:58:24 am
"What? I call BS!" I yell in my non-respawned mind. Try again to respawn as the old computer item spawning thing that got nuked a bunch of turns back.
[2-1] Wow, random.org hates your guts. You respawn as a vending machine.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on February 16, 2013, 08:10:03 am
Look for windows.
There don't seem to be any windows.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on February 16, 2013, 12:24:45 pm
Go to new crater and search it.
It is radioactive and was caused by someone causing a nuclear explosion with raw uranium. Somehow.

Quote from: TCM on February 16, 2013, 12:31:11 pm
Shoot one of the players.
With what, your finger?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #453 on: February 18, 2013, 01:49:21 pm »
Surgically remove the Bees from myself
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #454 on: February 18, 2013, 01:54:53 pm »
"Come on!" Shoot out soda cans at the nearest person to vent my frustration.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #455 on: February 18, 2013, 01:58:45 pm »
Use self as battering ram to open door.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #456 on: February 18, 2013, 02:05:53 pm »
Search for a truck.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #457 on: February 18, 2013, 02:06:40 pm »
Quote from: ShadowDragon on February 18, 2013, 01:58:45 pm
Use self as battering ram to open door.
Aid action
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #458 on: February 18, 2013, 02:11:24 pm »
Impede Furtuka's Action. I need a hive, after all.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #459 on: February 18, 2013, 02:32:10 pm »
What if I promise to implant you in someone/something else?
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It's FEF, not FEOF

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #460 on: February 18, 2013, 02:35:26 pm »
Credit card? WE GOING SHOPPING.

Placing the various metals in the hole, go to the town place, investigate. Keep eyes open for, I don't know, Scientific Surplus store?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #461 on: February 18, 2013, 03:42:38 pm »
Make axe sharper than an electron!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: HoF?
« Reply #462 on: February 18, 2013, 05:03:47 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on February 18, 2013, 01:49:21 pm
Surgically remove the Bees from myself
[6] You rip off your head. Despite being homogenous, this is lethal. Respawn?

Quote from: superBlast on February 18, 2013, 01:54:53 pm
"Come on!" Shoot out soda cans at the nearest person to vent my frustration.
[3] You shoot cans at Furtaka.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on February 18, 2013, 01:58:45 pm
Use self as battering ram to open door.
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Quote from: ShadowDragon on February 18, 2013, 01:58:45 pm
Use self as battering ram to open door.
Aid action
Persus grabs ShadowDragon and [1+1] fails to affect the door. [6] ShadowDragon survives, with his spinal column toughening to the point that he has nothing to fear from being used as a battering ram again! Or from moving, now that you mention it.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on February 18, 2013, 02:05:53 pm
Search for a truck.
No trucks.

Quote from: Vorthon on February 18, 2013, 02:11:24 pm
Impede Furtuka's Action. I need a hive, after all.
You decide not to. A severed head makes a perfectly good hive, and he did make a persuasive argument...

Quote from: misko27 on February 18, 2013, 02:35:26 pm
Credit card? WE GOING SHOPPING.

Placing the various metals in the hole, go to the town place, investigate. Keep eyes open for, I don't know, Scientific Surplus store?
What town place?

Quote from: Xantalos on February 18, 2013, 03:42:38 pm
Make axe sharper than an electron!
With what?

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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #463 on: February 18, 2013, 05:08:15 pm »
Attempt to reanimate my hive, so I have a mobile hive.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« Reply #464 on: February 18, 2013, 05:09:36 pm »
Turn into SCP-001-j.
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