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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212747 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #360 on: February 09, 2013, 08:12:33 am »

Try to build a new vehicle from the scraps of the almondmobile, and any nearby wildlife.
[1] You decide to eat a few almonds, before remembering that wild almonds are extremely toxic. Respawn?

Oatmeal ... No oatmeal left ... Can't control it any longer ...

RAAAAAAGH!

Destroy everything within a 50-mile radius, yelling, 'BEETUS MAD! BEETUS SMASH!'

((And now Firey has activated my diabeetus.))
(I'm almost certain that's not how diabetes works.)
[6] You start by smashing this hole you're in! It collapses. Respawn?

Find out why the something is familiar.
You finish approaching it.
It's a field, with a crater in it. There is a hole leading to the bedrock nearby, [4] and a shack of metal.

continue heading towards object
One turn left. It looks familiar.

Familiar? Suspicious?
Continue to the two turn mark.
You do.

((Familiar? Oh hell I bet we walked so much we walked around the world and back where we started -_-))

Get back up, start sprinting toward the city thingy to make up for lost time
[1] You break a leg. Four turns away...eight at your current rate of speed.

Respawn, eat Misko's deer
Respawn, eat Misko's deer
Save me some will you?
[4v6+1] He makes you share some.

Ride towards settlement.
You make it to the settlement.
...It looked bigger from farther away.

Tear the Fabric of universe with Pure Insanity,Don't ask why
He said we can't do that anymore. I disagree, but that takes time. So either help me build a aworld destroying device, or find a new pasttime.
Fine But Darling,Why did Add those rules this is RTD,As we darling that is normal in type of games
Because I want this one to last a month.
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superBlast

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #361 on: February 09, 2013, 08:43:59 am »

Go toward city thing awesome style, which is by walking with my hands instead of my legs.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2013, 10:33:45 am by superBlast »
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #362 on: February 09, 2013, 08:45:10 am »

Explore settlement.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #363 on: February 09, 2013, 09:51:01 am »

Enter the metal shack.
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #364 on: February 09, 2013, 11:12:59 am »

prevent shadow dragon from entering shack
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #365 on: February 09, 2013, 11:13:55 am »

Explore.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #366 on: February 09, 2013, 11:17:28 am »

Respawn, still raging.
Crush the closest player.

(DiabEEtUs, not diabetes)
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #367 on: February 09, 2013, 12:02:06 pm »

Set up campt atone turn mark, inspect site from afar.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #368 on: February 09, 2013, 01:57:12 pm »

Punch a tree down with my bare hands
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #369 on: February 09, 2013, 02:01:53 pm »

Respawn as ALMONDMAN, the man made of almonds. Rampage towards the thing.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #370 on: February 09, 2013, 03:17:43 pm »

Go toward city thing awesome style, which is by walking with my hands instead of my legs.
[2] You moan in pain.

Explore settlement.
There's...not much to explore.

Enter the metal shack.
prevent shadow dragon from entering shack
[3v5] ShadowDragon gets tackled by Persus!

Explore.
It is a familiar-looking place.,

Respawn, still raging.
Crush the closest player.

(DiabEEtUs, not diabetes)
[1] You are happy! You see Persus hugging ShadowDragon! You join the group hug!

Set up campt atone turn mark, inspect site from afar.
[3] You start a little fire and wish you had a tent.

Punch a tree down with my bare hands
Your hands are bruised.

Respawn as ALMONDMAN, the man made of almonds. Rampage towards the thing.
[1] You respawn as an almond. The cultivated kind.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #371 on: February 09, 2013, 03:18:51 pm »

Obtain tendons/cartilage/whatever is used to string bows from the leftover non edible bits of the deer and make a bow out of a fallen branch.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #372 on: February 09, 2013, 03:21:04 pm »

Attempt to assimilate more almonds.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #373 on: February 09, 2013, 03:21:41 pm »

bash shadowdragon's head against a wall
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Running Mob
« Reply #374 on: February 09, 2013, 03:29:46 pm »

bash shadowdragon's head against a wall
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