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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 214435 times)

Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #210 on: January 26, 2013, 05:09:26 pm »

Rip off people's ears and build a megaphone out of them.
Yell.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #211 on: January 26, 2013, 06:18:08 pm »

Punch misko's plastic to break it.
[3] The Doctor punches the Plastic Covering in the upper right arm, chipping the plastic! Then someone yanks on your ears! Ouch!

Ask for climbing gear
[1] You get teased with a grappling hook, then drawn into the machine. Respawn?
HM...NOT BAD.

Create a blast door for the bunker.
[2] Seems like you'd need specialized tools, raw materials, and someone who knew how to maker a blast door.

Type in 'new legs'
[5] You get a pair of cybernetic legs! They really improve your quality of life!
MY MAKER...WHAT AM I DOING?!?!?![/fonmt]

Argh. Try, again.
First, you'd have to escape from the plastic. And not suffocate. [5] Which you aren't.

Rip off people's ears and build a megaphone out of them.
Yell.

[4v4] You tug on scapheap's ears. They don't come off, but man does it hurt! Speaking of hurting...

GM TURN:
...Tara demonstrates her skill at killing people on Xantalos. [5v4] Respawn?
The drysuit [1] falls into a hole. It rolls down a ramp.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #212 on: January 26, 2013, 06:20:29 pm »

Respawn as Mr. Potatohead.
Outfit self with war gear, and kill Tara.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #213 on: January 26, 2013, 06:23:42 pm »

Stop possessing ShadowBonination.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #214 on: January 26, 2013, 06:38:22 pm »

Wake up, and have a complete change in personality to where I am now, a gentleman.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2013, 09:10:18 pm by superBlast »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #215 on: January 26, 2013, 06:43:54 pm »

Respawn and reclaim my stuff
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #216 on: January 26, 2013, 07:35:33 pm »

Hip-thrust until I am free then. Then get quick-drying plastic shooter.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #217 on: January 26, 2013, 11:02:08 pm »

Type in bullet-proof vest.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #218 on: January 27, 2013, 04:43:55 am »

Carry on breaking the plastic.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #219 on: January 27, 2013, 01:11:53 pm »

Respawn as Mr. Potatohead.
Outfit self with war gear, and kill Tara.

You respawn as a normal person, grab the submachine gun, and...clicklicklicklicklicklicklick...[2] Your dry-firing it ruins the gun.

Stop possessing ShadowBonination.
Sure thing.

Wake up, and have a complete change in personality to where I am now, a gentleman.
[5] You sure are! And you're not drowning in juice!

Respawn and reclaim my stuff
Which stuff was yours, again?

Hip-thrust until I am free then. Then get quick-drying plastic shooter.
[3] The plastic cracks some.

Type in bullet-proof vest.
You get one.

Carry on breaking the plastic.
[2] Nope.

GM TURN:
The Shadowbomination, freed from ShadowDragon's possession, [5] pokes Vorthon hard!
The drysuit follows misko's tunnel connecting the pits to superBLAST, and [4v3] punches him.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #220 on: January 27, 2013, 01:14:28 pm »

Grab my pickaxe and attack Shadowbomination.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #221 on: January 27, 2013, 01:15:07 pm »

Whack people over the head with the smg.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #222 on: January 27, 2013, 01:21:08 pm »

The Diving gear, the hazmat suit, the miners helmet, the flashlight, and the lighter.

Take all my stuff and go explore inside the pod
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #223 on: January 27, 2013, 01:34:00 pm »

Pick up pickaxe and help misko.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Hey, 10 days!
« Reply #224 on: January 27, 2013, 01:53:21 pm »

Go to hades. (the place)
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