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[Vorthon]

KEEP TOASTING! Also, start selling the toasted Nyancats for two dollars apiece.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Dig ramp down into hole, continue digging. IF I DON'T HAVE A SHOVEL, DO IT WITH MY BARE HANDS.

[4-1] Ramp dug in a spiral. With bare hands. [6] It looks a bit shaky, then it doesn't. Because it filled up. Then you die. Respawn?

Continue the killing.

[4] You kill misko.

Set the dry areas on fire

It's not dry anywhere yet. Besides, you died. Respawn?

Continue the killing.

Aid action

[5] You kill Furtaka and Xantalos.

Rage out attempt to eat the fairy again! I wants those fairy powers!

[6] You shove the fairy into your mouth. It had some pin or something in its hand, and the back of your throat [1] kinda gets shredded. Respawn?

Spawn as generic soldier.

So generic, no weapons!

Type 'pickaxe' put out superBlast' eye

You get a pickaxe and stick it into the dead guy's eye.

KEEP TOASTING! Also, start selling the toasted Nyancats for two dollars apiece.

Strangely, no one wants to buy. Or maybe they just don't have money.

GM TURN:
The fairy, Tara you said her name was?, escapes superBLAST. She starts to cry.

[Furtuka]

Respawn. Ask for spelunking gear

[ShadowDragon]

Dig ramp out of hole with shovel.

[Persus13]

type in "ammunition for submachine-gun"

[Vorthon]

Build a fortress out of the toasted nyancats, then. I SHALL RULE A KINGDOM! BAHAHAHAHAHA!

[superBlast]

Respawn, curse like no tomorrow, got to the keyboard and hope I type in "Super awesome fairy net" correctly since I'm still drunk/insane.

[Xantalos]

Respawn as Rambo.
Type in 'big laser gun'.
Eviscerate Persus.

[Fireiy]

Type in "rifle and bullets for the rifle"

[misko27]

Argue I can't be killed when already dead.
Resume digging ramp with hands. Find shovel and get back to regular work.

[Harry Baldman]

Place fairy at computer. Tell her to type like none have typed before.

[scapheap]

Comfort Tara.

[Tavik Toth]

Respawn as a policeman and take smg.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn. Ask for spelunking gear

[3] You get a helmet with a flashlight.

Dig ramp out of hole with shovel.

[5] Ramp dug! [3+1] Some bullets hit you, but you're okay.

type in "ammunition for submachine-gun"

[1] YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOO EASY. Some bullets fly out at you. Respawn?

Build a fortress out of the toasted nyancats, then. I SHALL RULE A KINGDOM! BAHAHAHAHAHA!

[6] Hey, why the the fortress moving? And where'd the live nyancats go?

Respawn, curse like no tomorrow, got to the keyboard and hope I type in "Super awesome fairy net" correctly since I'm still drunk/insane.

[3-1] You type SIPPER AWEDOM FAORY METH. ... [5] You get a glass of weird liquid, with a straw in it.

Respawn as Rambo.
Type in 'big laser gun'.
Eviscerate Persus.

[2] TOO BIG. [3v6] Persus does not want to be eviscerated.

Type in "rifle and bullets for the rifle"

[2] RIFLE'S TOO BIG. USE YOUR HANDS AND FEAST ON THEIR FLESH!

Argue I can't be killed when already dead.
Resume digging ramp with hands. Find shovel and get back to regular work.

[3] You're a zombie. Zombies are too dumb to dig. [1] A typewriter hits you in the head, destroying your brain. Respawn?

Place fairy at computer. Tell her to type like none have typed before.

[6] She types by throwing the typewriter into the pit. [4] You hear a groan of redeath.

Comfort Tara.

[3] She's happy now.

Respawn as a policeman and take smg.

[6] You do. It goes off, hitting ShadowDragon (that's what the dice say). [3+1] He's okay. Speaking of okay...okay, NOW it's out of ammo.

GM TURN:
[5] The Nyancats merge into a massive Nyanfort, a building made of Nyancats! It breathes [6] fire!
The former ShadowDragon notes the current ShadowDragon and runs over to him. [4+1v4] He pokes him, drawing a little blood.

[Furtuka]

Ask for a hazmat suit, some explosives, a pick, climbing gear, diving gear, and a chemistry set.