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[GreatWyrmGold]

Do the Twist, then the Bird, then the Malfunctioning Nuclear Reactor.

[4] You dance. The fairy claps.

Climb out of hole.

Hm...no dice, there isn't any kind of ladder or something to escape through. This was not well-thought-out...The juice flood doesn't help, either.

Type in 'copious amounts of beer'

[3] THAT IS BAD FOR YOU. A bunch of fruit juice gushes out at you! [2] You are swept into a hole!

I did or simply false dead,FIND OUT NEXT TIME,Which is now

Hm...[5] You seem to be a little false-dead...

Respawn as pilot with SMG.
Find a working computer.

No SMG, no computer. Shoot. Or, you know, don't.

This is LAME.
Automate process of tying in "instruction manual for furnishing labs in modern-style" and following it so I don't have to type it. out. I guess hat would take, 4 or 5 turns. See you then.
The only thing that keeps me going is the thought of derming the goddamned hell out of it.

Seeing as you are in a juicy hole, the only computer available is stabbed and juiced, and the computer you presumably intend to do this to has resisted previous hacking attempts in addition to being unavailable due to being about 42 feet above the surface of the juice...not much point.

Set Persus on fire and push him into the pod harder!

[3v6] Nope. He shoves you into the hole, where you can't set anything on fire.

GM TURN:
The other ShadowDragon goes north some.

[scapheap]

type 'abc for fairy book'

[misko27]

Kill self. Don't Respawn.

And, I give up. I can't even physically accomplish what I intended, even if the dice were kind. Therefore there is no point to trying, since failure is the only option.

[Harry Baldman]

Teach fairy to make fire and burn things. Lead by example.

[GreatWyrmGold]

And, I give up. I can't even physically accomplish what I intended, even if the dice were kind. Therefore there is no point to trying, since failure is the only option.

You could, if you weren't stuck in a hole.

[Furtuka]

Set self on fire and head deeper inwards

[misko27]

And, I give up. I can't even physically accomplish what I intended, even if the dice were kind. Therefore there is no point to trying, since failure is the only option.

You could, if you weren't stuck in a hole.

Exactly, I'm stuck. Therefore, kill self.

[Xantalos]

Get drunk on juice.
Initiate Drunken Boxing.

[Persus13]

Type in "Hey, how can I help you?"

[Nosaneinme]

Sane Artist was Houdini Himself,

"I'm sorry AI,I'm harry houdini,I'm Very hard to kill,I always get Soff-off free"

[superBlast]

Keep going back south to where I started.

[Vorthon]

Wonder why fun time starts when I'm not around. Type 'Infinite Nyancats' on the keyboard, and press enter.

[ShadowDragon]

Kill self.

[TopHat]

Respawn, carry out my threat.

[GreatWyrmGold]

type 'abc for fairy book'

[3] You get a simple little board book, with letters on each page alongside a couple pictures. The fairy seems to like the pictures.

Kill self. Don't Respawn.

[2] You stick your head underwater, pass out, and float face-up. You can breathe!

Teach fairy to make fire and burn things. Lead by example.

[1] You teach the fairy fire safety. scapheap approves.

Set self on fire and head deeper inwards

[4-1] You get your hair smouldering. After diving into the juice, it goes out. [5] There are some rooms, filled with juice, and not much else. Oh, and the juice is slowly draining into the sides of the place--it's a foot lower than it was when you came down here.

Get drunk on juice.
Initiate Drunken Boxing.

Hm...it seems to be non-alcoholic! Plan foiled!

Type in "Hey, how can I help you?"

WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Sane Artist was Houdini Himself,

"I'm sorry AI,I'm harry houdini,I'm Very hard to kill,I always get Soff-off free"

[2] Sorry, you're the boring kind of lich artist. Well...the boring kind of artist, turned into a lich.

Keep going back south to where I started.

You run into ShadowDragon. Before you can properly greet him, he surprises you by [4+1v2-1] running at you and ripping your head off. Respawn?

Wonder why fun time starts when I'm not around. Type 'Infinite Nyancats' on the keyboard, and press enter.

Time keeps on slipping (slipping, slipping)...into the future.
[6] A bunch of Pop-Tarts with cat heads and legs, which I'm pretty sure is what a Nyancat is, come out and maul you. As you feel yourself ripped to shreds, you feel a bit gipped. This is a FINITE number of nyancats!

Ninjas:

Kill self.

[2] You follow misko's lead.

Respawn, carry out my threat.

Which threat?