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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 214046 times)

Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #45 on: January 20, 2013, 03:58:57 pm »

open a door. the ones that are in the structure.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #46 on: January 20, 2013, 04:02:33 pm »

Use Tavik's corpse to set fire to the beautiful, green field. Torch the place. What survives the purge will be a better, more durable form of life. Also wield sword and holler like a crazed ape normally would if carnage successful.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #47 on: January 20, 2013, 04:14:08 pm »

Greet fairy.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #48 on: January 20, 2013, 04:19:26 pm »

Plan B, dig out underground facility.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #49 on: January 20, 2013, 04:20:42 pm »

Hack computer to gain control of it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #50 on: January 20, 2013, 04:42:37 pm »

Respawn, ask for more explosives
[3] NO.[/fpnt]

Keep going north until I run into something... if I that doesn't happen, keep going north forever.
Nothing yet.

open a door. the ones that are in the structure.
Ah. Those open to little empty chambers. They're like those doors in vending machines, kinda.

Use Tavik's corpse to set fire to the beautiful, green field. Torch the place. What survives the purge will be a better, more durable form of life. Also wield sword and holler like a crazed ape normally would if carnage successful.
[4] You set the grass on fire! [1] You also set yourself on fire!

Greet fairy.
"Hi."
"H...hiy?"

Plan B, dig out underground facility.
[4] You dig to the bedrock, and dig some "rooms" in the soil.

Hack computer to gain control of it.
[2] NICE TRY. MY TURN. [5] A syringe shoots into you, injecting you with silvery stuff. Ow....
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #51 on: January 20, 2013, 04:45:42 pm »

"How are you feeling miss..."
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #52 on: January 20, 2013, 04:49:27 pm »

type: "you can and will or I will rip this thing apart with my bare hands and INSTALL YOU ONTO A LAPTOP WHICH WILL THEN 'ACCIDENTALLY' BE RAN OVER BY A STEAMROLLER!"
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #53 on: January 20, 2013, 04:52:18 pm »

kill someone.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #54 on: January 20, 2013, 05:04:11 pm »

Try again.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #55 on: January 20, 2013, 06:03:49 pm »

Ask for fire
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #56 on: January 20, 2013, 06:06:48 pm »

Hum some catchy tune while I keep going north
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #57 on: January 20, 2013, 06:21:16 pm »

Ask for directions to a metal deposit.
Begin furnishing labs.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #58 on: January 20, 2013, 06:49:09 pm »

"How are you feeling miss..."
"Hayoo fellin miss?" Suddenly, ShadowDragon comes over and [4+1v5] punches you really hard in the arm. Ouch!

type: "you can and will or I will rip this thing apart with my bare hands and INSTALL YOU ONTO A LAPTOP WHICH WILL THEN 'ACCIDENTALLY' BE RAN OVER BY A STEAMROLLER!"
YOU'RE ANNOYING ME. THOSE THINGS ARE WORDS BUT THEY DON'T FORM AN OBJECT! A few bullets fly out of the door, at a high speed. Respawn?

kill someone.
[2] You smack, oh, ShadowDragon.

Try again.
[2-1] STILL NO. You get shot again. [5,2] You lose control of your body. Respawn?

Ask for fire
[6] OKAY. You are burnt. Respawn?

Ask for directions to a metal deposit.
Begin furnishing labs.

The walls don't seem to talk. Huh.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Statuses Changing
« Reply #59 on: January 20, 2013, 06:52:04 pm »

Type in "how can I help you?"
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