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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 213998 times)

misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2013, 02:35:59 pm »

Spawn as scientist.
Type in shovel.
 
That's a right, I'ma build a facility with my bare hands. And then? I'ma derm it. I'ma derm it ALL. With no magic. Just
!!SCIENCE!!

Anyone want to help me?
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superBlast

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2013, 02:46:16 pm »

Come out of the pod as some drunken sword knight from some time in the past maybe.... that or I'm insane. Look at keyboard and type "hnwjhfbejhbfhebfwejhagbfahweb" on it since idk what keyboard is.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2013, 03:23:30 pm »

Type 'sword' into computer.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2013, 03:29:11 pm »

Look for outlet.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2013, 03:30:09 pm »

Attempt to hack the computer to override the limitations. Freedom of information! Post-Scarcity Societies! For Freeeeeedom!
[6] HOMICIDE MODE ENGAGED.

A wall? Examine it. Where did it come from? What structure does it belong to? After that's done, make fire.
Hm. It seems to be the only walls around! The ones making up the cylindrical structure!

Drink(?) blacklight tube.
((It's a tube emitting UV radiation, AKA "black light".))

Type "weapons and armour"
I'M SORRY TOPHAT. I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT.

Type in dragon
SADLY TOO BIG.

Type in: 'fluid that when drunk conveys knowledge of every martial art ever' in.
WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU THAT?

Try to open a door.
No doors.

Spawn as scientist.
Type in shovel.
[5] SURE THING. You get a shovel!

Come out of the pod as some drunken sword knight from some time in the past maybe.... that or I'm insane. Look at keyboard and type "hnwjhfbejhbfhebfwejhagbfahweb" on it since idk what keyboard is.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Type 'sword' into computer.
[1] HEH HEH. A sword shoots out at you, lethally! Respawn?

Look for outlet.
There is none.
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misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2013, 03:36:15 pm »

Wunderbar. Begin obtaining the necessary materials for concrete, and when created get building.
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scapheap

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2013, 03:39:38 pm »

Type 'fairy'
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Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2013, 03:41:15 pm »

Claim sword from Tavik's corpse. Then make fire. Lots of fire. Fire of Deadly Burning +3, preferably.
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Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #38 on: January 20, 2013, 03:46:33 pm »

Type 'because I'm Jackie Chan'.
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superBlast

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #39 on: January 20, 2013, 03:46:49 pm »

Punch the keyboard and drunkingly walk.... north... I guess.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2013, 03:51:00 pm by superBlast »
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #40 on: January 20, 2013, 03:50:19 pm »

Type in explosives
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #41 on: January 20, 2013, 03:50:28 pm »

Type in "I'm doctor Chandra"
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #42 on: January 20, 2013, 03:55:46 pm »

Wunderbar. Begin obtaining the necessary materials for concrete, and when created get building.
[2] No such luck. You find some dirt, though.

Type 'fairy'
[5] HERE. A small winged girl, maybe 4 inches tall, exits, looking confused.

Claim sword from Tavik's corpse. Then make fire. Lots of fire. Fire of Deadly Burning +3, preferably.
[5] You set the corpse on fire. Somehow.

Type 'because I'm Jackie Chan'.
WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?

Punch the keyboard and drunkingly walk.... north... I guess.
WHAT? WHAT? You wander north.

Type in explosives
[1] "EXPLOSIONS?" DON'T MIND IF I DO.[/font] Respawn?

Type in "I'm doctor Chandra"
HUH?
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #43 on: January 20, 2013, 03:56:08 pm »

Respawn, ask for more explosives
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superBlast

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #44 on: January 20, 2013, 03:57:52 pm »

Keep going north until I run into something... if I that doesn't happen, keep going north forever.
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