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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 214010 times)

ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2013, 05:53:18 pm »
Type "computer".
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TCM

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2013, 05:58:01 pm »
Type in 'Bus'
Then bus these fools to school
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Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2013, 06:31:52 pm »
type in kitchen knife. Eat swordfish fillet
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2013, 06:50:32 pm »
Type in "Well this isn't very fun anymore" in. In Comic Sans.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2013, 11:09:42 pm »
Flip kick everyone out mah way and type in, "Concentrated Kung Fu Power."
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Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2013, 02:01:42 pm »
Build nice house out of Alex Mercer.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2013, 03:32:58 pm »
Type in "Spacrship" in computer. Then try to override the DANGER  and SIZE things.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2013, 12:29:08 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on January 17, 2013, 05:36:33 pm
Respawn. Type Magic Labtop into the keyboard
REQUEST INADMISSIBLE. REASONS: DANGER, MAGIC

Quote from: scapheap on January 17, 2013, 05:39:25 pm
Type 'Blacklight tube'
REQUEST ADMISSIBLE. GENERATING.
A little tube glowing with a weird light comes out.

Quote from: TopHat on January 17, 2013, 05:40:56 pm
Spawn as mauve shirt
Explore surroundings
They are grassy.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on January 17, 2013, 05:53:18 pm
Type "computer".
REQUEST ADMISSIBLE. GENERATING.
[5] You get a small supercomputer.

Quote from: TCM on January 17, 2013, 05:58:01 pm
Type in 'Bus'
Then bus these fools to school
REQUEST INADMISSIBLE. REASON: SIZE

Quote from: Persus13 on January 17, 2013, 06:31:52 pm
type in kitchen knife. Eat swordfish fillet
REQUEST ADMISSIBLE. GENERATING.
The fillet is tasty, although you would need a fork to eat it neatly.

Quote from: Vorthon on January 17, 2013, 06:50:32 pm
Type in "Well this isn't very fun anymore" in. In Comic Sans.
You can't change font, but...
REQUEST UNCERTAIN. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.

Quote from: Xantalos on January 17, 2013, 11:09:42 pm
Flip kick everyone out mah way and type in, "Concentrated Kung Fu Power."
You kick some people. REQUEST UNCERTAIN. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on January 18, 2013, 02:01:42 pm
Build nice house out of Alex Mercer.
[1v2] He doesn't notice as you charge headfirst at a wall.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on January 18, 2013, 03:32:58 pm
Type in "Spacrship" in computer. Then try to override the DANGER  and SIZE things.
REQUEST UNCERTAIN. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2013, 12:31:39 pm »
Attempt to hack the computer to override the limitations. Freedom of information! Post-Scarcity Societies! For Freeeeeedom!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2013, 12:40:32 pm »
A wall? Examine it. Where did it come from? What structure does it belong to? After that's done, make fire.
« Last Edit: January 20, 2013, 02:03:23 pm by Harry Baldman »
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scapheap

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2013, 12:41:46 pm »
Drink(?) blacklight tube.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2013, 12:53:28 pm »
Type "weapons and armour"
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2013, 01:19:41 pm »
Type in dragon
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It's FEF, not FEOF

Xantalos

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2013, 01:57:24 pm »
Type in: 'fluid that when drunk conveys knowledge of every martial art ever' in.
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Please stop destroying everything!
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2013, 02:04:31 pm »
Try to open a door.
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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