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[superBlast]

Hey lucky me I'm a non-living object.... and how does something that can't move be even less mobile? Ah whatever.

Go about this differently, try to develop telekinesis and move my body through that.

[Tavik Toth]

Respawn as a truck. Somehow.

[misko27]

Continue digging for the afore-mentioned materials.

[Vorthon]

Respawn as a cyanide elemental.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn with phone, call the SCP Foundation.

[4] You have a cell phone. No reception, though. Maybe because there aren't any cell towers around.

Hunt for something composed of meat.

[5] You find a large can of spam. Which is for some reason composed of fish.

Respawn as 'Pissedoff McChoppa', Lumberman.
Cut down every tree everywhere with my axe chainsaw.

You try to, but there aren't any trees. Which is good, because you lack an axe chainsaw.

You just Awoken the Other of side this user,Silly Litte Moral,You have Me Woken me,BLACK SUN,Destoryer of gods.now I maw your flesh and tear your bones and eat very that soul lies in this being called GWG then I will Role as Gm because thy unleash my wrath

...Huh?

Hey lucky me I'm a non-living object.... and how does something that can't move be even less mobile? Ah whatever.

(The 1's you keep getting give you increasing penalties to trying to gain motility. What else would you have me do with 'em, have you move backwards?)

Go about this differently, try to develop telekinesis and move my body through that.

[4] You get telekinesis.

Respawn as a truck. Somehow.

[2] You respawn as a trucker, with no truck.

Continue digging for the afore-mentioned materials.

[3] You get to the buried pick.

Respawn as a cyanide elemental.

...
[2] Nope.

[superBlast]

Use my telekinisis to fly away from the stupid guy digging.
Continue doing what I was doing before I respawned as a plushie, fly to the city thingy!

[Tavik Toth]

Get a truck.

[ShadowDragon]

Kick the shack's door down.

[Furtuka]

Consume spam to gain it's power.

[Vorthon]

Respawn as a bowl of petunias and a very confused-looking whale.

[Persus13]

Kick the shack's door down.

Aid action

[GreatWyrmGold]

Use my telekinisis to fly away from the stupid guy digging.
Continue doing what I was doing before I respawned as a plushie, fly to the city thingy!

[6] You shoot up into the air! Very high! Then you return. Well, seeing a continent was kinda cool, but...you know what happens to meteors? Respawn?

Get a truck.

How?

Kick the shack's door down.

Kick the shack's door down.

Aid action

[2+1] You dent the door.

Consume spam to gain it's power.

[5] You get the power of being a homogenous lump of meat!

Respawn as a bowl of petunias and a very confused-looking whale.

[3] You're just the petunias. Maybe if there was another of you. You look around for the whale...nope, just a wolverine plush toy.
Then you realize you're going to get burnt or shatter. "Oh, dear, not again..." Respawn?

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Tomorrow, we can put TAoM-VII in the RtD Hall of Fame! If we make it, you'll get one turn where you can do anything, regardless of plausibility!

[Vorthon]

Respawn as a fractal ogre. Fractal it up.

[ShadowDragon]

Kick down the door.

[Tavik Toth]

Anyway possible.